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I wanna see the machine they ground up the chicks in. Do they play that looney tunes song they play when a conveyor belt is moving? Remember that episode of I Love Lucy where Lucy and Ethel were working in a slaughterhouse and trying to pluck baby chickens off the conveyor belt before they fell int...

Re: So do we still need to build the wall?

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Sat Sep 23, 2017 1:57 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: So do we still need to build the wall? ¦  Replies: 18 ¦  Views: 191

happysock wrote:
Sat Sep 23, 2017 7:28 am
Nope we a wind machine to make tornadoes and hurricanes run up and down the border.
Terrible idea. There would always be a side of the storm blowing the illegals into the country. Whole families would be tied to a parachute, waiting to launch into El Paso and start selling oranges.

Re: 2002-2007ish Ebaumsworld

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Sat Sep 23, 2017 11:22 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: 2002-2007ish Ebaumsworld ¦  Replies: 6 ¦  Views: 57

I remember trolling people on EBW at the turn of the century (the previous one) about the sinking of the Lusitania being an inside job. Boy the telegraphs back and forth would get heated!

Re: Talking dirty

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Sat Sep 23, 2017 12:39 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Talking dirty ¦  Replies: 11 ¦  Views: 151

pirate wrote:
Sat Sep 23, 2017 12:28 am
....lots of crazy talk...
You should go lie down now and let your meds kick in. The hallucinations are getting strong tonight.

Re: The Post Whatever You Want Thread

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:51 pm ¦  Forum: Pictures ¦  Topic: The Post Whatever You Want Thread ¦  Replies: 394 ¦  Views: 43265

almostapathetic wrote:
Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:02 pm
Looks like she fell face first into a tackle box.

I also wonder what she'd look like if she let that mono brow connect. Probably Eddie Munster.
Wonder no more.

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Re: Talking dirty

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:45 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Talking dirty ¦  Replies: 11 ¦  Views: 151

Tom_Selleck wrote:
Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:20 pm
Another girl was way to into dirty talked, like yelling that she want my cock in her and stuff.
I hate when girls do that. Everyone in Walgreens stops and stares. It's awkward. I'm like "could you just ring up my Geritol so I can get home to watch Golden Girls?"

Re: Mom tells me I am special.

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:57 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Mom tells me I am special. ¦  Replies: 20 ¦  Views: 235

Is Ebaumsworld running a discount on shit accounts this week?

Re: I had a life yesterday.

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:13 pm ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: I had a life yesterday. ¦  Replies: 5 ¦  Views: 183

At least when your world comes crashing back down, it won't be a long fall.

Re: That Fag Cunnalingus.

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:02 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: That Fag Cunnalingus. ¦  Replies: 29 ¦  Views: 501

lemmiwinx wrote:
Fri Sep 22, 2017 9:20 am
I'm probably one of two or three people on here that has visible stomach muscles.
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Re: Black man abuses white toddler girl.

 by AngryGeriatric ¦  Fri Sep 22, 2017 1:51 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Black man abuses white toddler girl. ¦  Replies: 26 ¦  Views: 335

joecaca wrote:
Fri Sep 22, 2017 10:08 am
It is possible to make a funny racist comment, you need to put some effort into it doe :D
Pot calling the kettle colored doe

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