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Re: I got offered $1 million dollar to be in a porn movie

 by cunnalingus ¦  Mon May 29, 2017 3:27 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I got offered $1 million dollar to be in a porn movie ¦  Replies: 6 ¦  Views: 51

Sounds legit. I recommend watching some BME Pain olympics and one guy one jar to give you some ideas and set the mood for your shoot. I assume it was a typo when you said something about this being high class porn for ladies. Anyway, just remember when filming porn for hobos and gutter trash, anyth...

Re: Talk about...

 by cunnalingus ¦  Mon May 29, 2017 3:23 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Talk about... ¦  Replies: 1 ¦  Views: 23

He's super fat. Pepperpeanut do you agree?

Re: I just ate

 by cunnalingus ¦  Mon May 29, 2017 3:12 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I just ate ¦  Replies: 7 ¦  Views: 37

Pee_patrol wrote:
Mon May 29, 2017 2:34 pm
What did Brian just eat?
The real question is what didn't Brian eat?

Re: I got offered $1 million dollar to be in a porn movie

 by cunnalingus ¦  Mon May 29, 2017 3:12 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I got offered $1 million dollar to be in a porn movie ¦  Replies: 6 ¦  Views: 51

If your acting is anything like your comment style, I don't think they're gonna want you lying there like a dead fish.

You realize "she" has a penis right?

Brian is

 by cunnalingus ¦  Mon May 29, 2017 1:31 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Brian is ¦  Replies: 2 ¦  Views: 26

n't fat anymore and a terrific smart dude who is in no way ignorant or fat. Did I mention he isn't fat anymore? Cause he isn't

Re: Women prefer guys with an STD

 by cunnalingus ¦  Mon May 29, 2017 12:41 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Women prefer guys with an STD ¦  Replies: 18 ¦  Views: 607

Someone told me that if you get every single STD they cancel each other out and you gain supreme intelligence and the strength of 100 angry retards.

Re: The new movie that tells the trute about tupac

 by cunnalingus ¦  Mon May 29, 2017 12:32 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: The new movie that tells the trute about tupac ¦  Replies: 5 ¦  Views: 53

Finally some people have come forward and revealed that the tupac vs biggy smalls myth was precisely that. The white people were scared of what these black guys wanted to say.. and they kilt them off before they could tell it more loudly on a global platform. The whites in the CIA kilt biggy and tu...

Re: Bots:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

 by cunnalingus ¦  Mon May 29, 2017 11:55 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Bots::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ¦  Replies: 138 ¦  Views: 5950

Demeter wrote:
Sat May 27, 2017 3:49 pm
Slightly amused over the fact that all of you are much uglier than me.
Only homos try to look pretty. Try harder

Re: Arbitrary removal of comments.

 by cunnalingus ¦  Mon May 29, 2017 11:54 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Arbitrary removal of comments. ¦  Replies: 10 ¦  Views: 153

The hi-lighted bit is telling, as you are now doing basically the same thing. You will of course disagree with me, but we both see the irony I'm sure. If I started showering features with endless shitposting, it might be the same thing. Saying "this is a fake news story with screenshots from a porn...

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