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Re: Baker Mayfield: A true Patriot

 by cunnalingus ¦  Fri Sep 21, 2018 3:37 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Baker Mayfield: A true Patriot ¦  Replies: 16 ¦  Views: 125

One quick google of whoever the Sooners are shows Africans are the majority though with white folk being the minority. Just like every other major American sports teams

Re: Sex robot brothels, WTF?

 by cunnalingus ¦  Fri Sep 21, 2018 3:22 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Sex robot brothels, WTF? ¦  Replies: 5 ¦  Views: 54

Sex robots are useful if you have a fetish with watching necrophilia videos.

Re: Baker Mayfield: A true Patriot

 by cunnalingus ¦  Fri Sep 21, 2018 2:23 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Baker Mayfield: A true Patriot ¦  Replies: 16 ¦  Views: 125

I got a football joke. Get ready for the laughs. What do you call guys who watch football but don’t play it? Cucks, you call them cucks.

Re: Trump will eventually destroy the US economy

 by cunnalingus ¦  Fri Sep 21, 2018 7:44 am ¦  Forum: News & Current Events ¦  Topic: Trump will eventually destroy the US economy ¦  Replies: 52 ¦  Views: 944

Must be a cheap house and cheap land. Cause most houses here if they’re small or midsize you’re looking At paying 1-2k in land taxes to your local municipal per year. I’m guessing it’s probably a single wide trailer and instead of paying pad rent you’re bought the small plot of land outright to own....

Re: Trump will eventually destroy the US economy

 by cunnalingus ¦  Fri Sep 21, 2018 7:12 am ¦  Forum: News & Current Events ¦  Topic: Trump will eventually destroy the US economy ¦  Replies: 52 ¦  Views: 944

Wait a minute. When can you collect your pension and social security? Is it the same as in Canada? 65 without Any losses to your monthl cheque? So you’re telling me this dude retired at 50 with no income and lived off 30K over 15 years? So you lived off 2000 a year? Or 166.67 a month? LOL no wonder ...

Re: I bet you guys wont do shit if your wife/gf gets...

 by cunnalingus ¦  Fri Sep 21, 2018 7:06 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I bet you guys wont do shit if your wife/gf gets... ¦  Replies: 18 ¦  Views: 301

george_michaeI wrote:
Thu Sep 20, 2018 10:20 pm
cunnalingus wrote:
Thu Sep 20, 2018 7:34 pm
george_michaeI wrote:
Thu Sep 20, 2018 7:01 pm


I didn't know that they made mountain dew in jugs?
He’s the imperial wizard and grand dragon of neckbeards
Do they sell those at Costco?
No but they sell the outfits. It’s basically a white trench coat with a white hood and fedora

Re: I bet you guys wont do shit if your wife/gf gets...

 by cunnalingus ¦  Thu Sep 20, 2018 7:34 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I bet you guys wont do shit if your wife/gf gets... ¦  Replies: 18 ¦  Views: 301

LOL @ thinking I'm even married. I'm still a virgin in my moms basement and I'll be right back after I piss in this empty mountain dew bottle. Pissing in empty Mountain Dew bottles. How bout a jug, mate? Rookie mistake. ;) I didn't know that they made mountain dew in jugs? He’s the imperial wizard ...

Re: My paleo diet got run over by a fish and chips truck.

 by cunnalingus ¦  Thu Sep 20, 2018 6:40 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: My paleo diet got run over by a fish and chips truck. ¦  Replies: 20 ¦  Views: 278

First Im going to have to untie the balloon knot first. For some reason they pack 8-balls of crack in mini balloons.

Re: My paleo diet got run over by a fish and chips truck.

 by cunnalingus ¦  Thu Sep 20, 2018 5:09 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: My paleo diet got run over by a fish and chips truck. ¦  Replies: 20 ¦  Views: 278

I’m to pack a pipe with a 8 ball sized crack rock and see if I can overdose this weekend.

Re: Post Your Politicuck Pictures Here

 by cunnalingus ¦  Thu Sep 20, 2018 5:04 pm ¦  Forum: Pictures ¦  Topic: Post Your Politicuck Pictures Here ¦  Replies: 359 ¦  Views: 21476

Promoting the use of marijuana and defending its use is very liberal of you conservative pot smokers. #deathpenaltyforpossession #weedfreeme #marijuanaisforfags

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