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Re: I saw a fat man crash and burn at the box office

 by cunnalingus ¦  Mon Sep 24, 2018 8:51 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I saw a fat man crash and burn at the box office ¦  Replies: 12 ¦  Views: 160

That was cocaine king wasn’t it? Before he quit

Re: Van Life

 by cunnalingus ¦  Mon Sep 24, 2018 6:16 pm ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Van Life ¦  Replies: 58 ¦  Views: 1424

For the record I DID in fact shit in my van once. Wrapped it up in a plastic bag and tossed it on my front seat because I wanted to internets for a few hours, instead of taking the three minutes it would take to get rid of. I was hung over. Sorry for that. Were you ever raped? Or did you ever rape ...

Re: Van Life

 by cunnalingus ¦  Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:47 pm ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Van Life ¦  Replies: 58 ¦  Views: 1424

No, your poop doesn’t smell good. Nobodies poop smells good. Unless you’re into scat then yeah poop smells good. Your shits are broccoli farts x 1000. PEEEEYEW!

Re: Van Life

 by cunnalingus ¦  Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:34 pm ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Van Life ¦  Replies: 58 ¦  Views: 1424

Get this. Her Royal nutjob was bragging that she shit in a bucket and covered it with kitty litter to test out the smell in her van she doesn’t have yet.

Re: The line to see the Donald talk was 2 miles long

 by cunnalingus ¦  Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:55 pm ¦  Forum: News & Current Events ¦  Topic: The line to see the Donald talk was 2 miles long ¦  Replies: 19 ¦  Views: 368

Anyone know where to find ludes? For scientific research of course. Not to Cosby a bitch,

Re: What is your stereo set up?

 by cunnalingus ¦  Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:53 pm ¦  Forum: Music ¦  Topic: What is your stereo set up? ¦  Replies: 16 ¦  Views: 198

Heard of them? Records were new fangled technology when he was in his 30’s! Dern kids and their fancy sounds!

Re: What is your stereo set up?

 by cunnalingus ¦  Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:09 pm ¦  Forum: Music ¦  Topic: What is your stereo set up? ¦  Replies: 16 ¦  Views: 198

I hate to out hipster you pepperpeanut but I carry one of these around.
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*sips overpriced coffee*

Re: I saw a fat man crash and burn at the box office

 by cunnalingus ¦  Mon Sep 24, 2018 1:39 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I saw a fat man crash and burn at the box office ¦  Replies: 12 ¦  Views: 160

Guardians of the galaxy? *guffaws loudly* Only cucks watch those isn't that right @SkeetDixon

Re: Srs Topic: People you know who killed themselves

 by cunnalingus ¦  Mon Sep 24, 2018 9:49 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Srs Topic: People you know who killed themselves ¦  Replies: 8 ¦  Views: 141

Slutina wrote:
Mon Sep 24, 2018 9:46 am
I saw a fat lady at the grocery store killing herself with high fructose corn syrup laden foods.
'Murica *wipes tear*

Re: Dear God

 by cunnalingus ¦  Mon Sep 24, 2018 7:51 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Dear God ¦  Replies: 7 ¦  Views: 123

lemmiwinx wrote:
Mon Sep 24, 2018 7:46 am
God doesn't listen to fags try Satan next time.
Is that why god didn’t answer your prayers and cursed you with morbid obesity for laying with men?

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