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Re: Random Thoughts Thread

 by cunnalingus ¦  Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:12 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Random Thoughts Thread ¦  Replies: 1430 ¦  Views: 66826

PlusCaChange wrote:
Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:07 am
Do I come clean to the guy or do I shut up and hope he never finds out?
You are Eskimo brothers now. You should go seal hunting or at the very least share a plate of blubber.
I've eaten seal. Its fucking disgusting.

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

 by cunnalingus ¦  Mon Sep 25, 2017 10:42 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Random Thoughts Thread ¦  Replies: 1430 ¦  Views: 66826

@cunnalingus I need your advice. I sold Another View On Stalin to this chick. I took her out that night and ended up having sex with her (first action I've seen in 2017). I found out yesterday her boyfriend is this guy I went to high school with and was semi-friends with. I still see him about twic...

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

 by cunnalingus ¦  Mon Sep 25, 2017 9:35 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Random Thoughts Thread ¦  Replies: 1430 ¦  Views: 66826

Normal people don't take medication though.

Re: So do we still need to build the wall?

 by cunnalingus ¦  Mon Sep 25, 2017 9:34 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: So do we still need to build the wall? ¦  Replies: 37 ¦  Views: 396

Probably the same reason carloads of Americans go to Mexico to vacation. There's stuff there you can't do in your own country. Pretty sure you can get robbed and raped my Mexicans here too. And I've gotten diarrhea plenty of time without visiting Mexico. Well im sold. *books trip to usa for rape to...

Re: Sleeping with the enemy

 by cunnalingus ¦  Mon Sep 25, 2017 8:19 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Sleeping with the enemy ¦  Replies: 4 ¦  Views: 44

Careful bro, the last words you might hear is allahu akbar

Re: Ladies, please post in this thread.

 by cunnalingus ¦  Mon Sep 25, 2017 7:45 am ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Ladies, please post in this thread. ¦  Replies: 49 ¦  Views: 1890

Because you don't shower and the grease in your hair makes it stick to everything? Yeah thats pretty gross downnips

Re: Ladies, please post in this thread.

 by cunnalingus ¦  Mon Sep 25, 2017 7:23 am ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Ladies, please post in this thread. ¦  Replies: 49 ¦  Views: 1890

Why is that nipple pointing at the ground? Even with a shirt and her fingers under her boob it still wants to point at the ground.

Re: Dildo Factory

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sun Sep 24, 2017 9:21 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Dildo Factory ¦  Replies: 11 ¦  Views: 83

Brian's a fat bastard

Re: Dildo Factory

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sun Sep 24, 2017 9:16 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Dildo Factory ¦  Replies: 11 ¦  Views: 83

Tims frumplewinked lol.

Re: War or No War

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sun Sep 24, 2017 7:29 pm ¦  Forum: News & Current Events ¦  Topic: War or No War ¦  Replies: 5 ¦  Views: 89

Depends on if there's oil in North Korea or not. That's my answer

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