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Re: What do you need to do to get bant?

 by cunnalingus ¦  Wed Jul 26, 2017 7:14 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: What do you need to do to get bant? ¦  Replies: 7 ¦  Views: 120

I bet she gets beat up. What guy could stand that shit attitude.

Andurrson silva

 by cunnalingus ¦  Wed Jul 26, 2017 7:10 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Andurrson silva ¦  Replies: 2 ¦  Views: 76

So I met Anderson silva. Dude was nice, never heard of ebaumsworld though other than his stalker. Asked me to say pirate needs to stop asking for his used UFC shorts. He said he thinks it's weird some stranger wants to smell his stink.

Re: Roboduck and Slutina

 by cunnalingus ¦  Wed Jul 26, 2017 7:05 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Roboduck and Slutina ¦  Replies: 2 ¦  Views: 60

They'll be too much of a burden with their woman hormones and separate washrooms.

What do you need to do to get bant?

 by cunnalingus ¦  Wed Jul 26, 2017 6:58 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: What do you need to do to get bant? ¦  Replies: 7 ¦  Views: 120

You must need to be a complete fucking moron to be bant. Like some kind of mental midget or someone with a mental disablility.

Re: Cesar Milan

 by cunnalingus ¦  Wed Jul 26, 2017 3:58 pm ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Cesar Milan ¦  Replies: 6 ¦  Views: 121

Explains the madness. Lol. Almostapathetichatter. I still have those old ones they said had mercury in them. *bones creak*

Re: Cesar Milan

 by cunnalingus ¦  Wed Jul 26, 2017 3:52 pm ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Cesar Milan ¦  Replies: 6 ¦  Views: 121

That only works if you're old enough to still have metal fillings.

Re: Dear Demeter

 by cunnalingus ¦  Wed Jul 26, 2017 3:51 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Dear Demeter ¦  Replies: 11 ¦  Views: 104

HolidayFriday wrote:
Wed Jul 26, 2017 3:46 pm
Does smoking a prime rib work well? Serious question.
Fuck yeah freebase that shit!

Re: I banged a black chic on the 4th of July.

 by cunnalingus ¦  Wed Jul 26, 2017 3:50 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I banged a black chic on the 4th of July. ¦  Replies: 25 ¦  Views: 237

Seriously though...... how much jig can a jiggabo do if a jiggabo can jigga boo.

Re: I banged a black chic on the 4th of July.

 by cunnalingus ¦  Wed Jul 26, 2017 2:14 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I banged a black chic on the 4th of July. ¦  Replies: 25 ¦  Views: 237

Rico, they wuz kangs and shit.

Re: Very difficult decision this weekend

 by cunnalingus ¦  Wed Jul 26, 2017 2:12 pm ¦  Forum: Movies & TV ¦  Topic: Very difficult decision this weekend ¦  Replies: 17 ¦  Views: 511

Lol mcgavin mccuckness. Names fitting.

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