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Re: It's a three way tie!

 by cunnalingus ¦  Thu Jul 27, 2017 12:13 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: It's a three way tie! ¦  Replies: 5 ¦  Views: 40

Guys its come to my attention that Brian is losing weight but the Brian is fat still sticks.

Re: I come from Hong Kong! You ask and I will answer.

 by cunnalingus ¦  Thu Jul 27, 2017 11:11 am ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: I come from Hong Kong! You ask and I will answer. ¦  Replies: 14 ¦  Views: 84

Almost you're thinking Japanese, those woman are freaks! *UNZIPS*

Re: I come from Hong Kong! You ask and I will answer.

 by cunnalingus ¦  Thu Jul 27, 2017 11:05 am ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: I come from Hong Kong! You ask and I will answer. ¦  Replies: 14 ¦  Views: 84

You're from Hong Kong? Do you know Jackie Chan? Have you had shark fin soup? Is it true people eat eggs that were in boys pee? Do chinese girls really have sideways pussies? Why does everyone look stoned over there? Why wont you guys let taiwan be taiwan? Is your name chang or chong or ping? Whats y...

Re: I come from Hong Kong! You ask and I will answer.

 by cunnalingus ¦  Thu Jul 27, 2017 10:35 am ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: I come from Hong Kong! You ask and I will answer. ¦  Replies: 14 ¦  Views: 84

First thing you need to know here is that Brian is fat, toilets are for lil pewps and how vegans are gay.

Re: Another victory for the USA

 by cunnalingus ¦  Thu Jul 27, 2017 10:20 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Another victory for the USA ¦  Replies: 15 ¦  Views: 166

rico232 wrote:
Thu Jul 27, 2017 10:14 am
No such thing as chics with dicks, just guys with tits.
Dudes with boobs

Re: Git this riff out my head bra

 by cunnalingus ¦  Thu Jul 27, 2017 8:13 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Git this riff out my head bra ¦  Replies: 8 ¦  Views: 149

almostapathetic wrote:
Thu Jul 27, 2017 7:35 am
cunnalingus wrote:
Thu Jul 27, 2017 7:24 am
I'm gonna pitch this song to my band and see if they want to cover it.
Translation: I'm gonna play this on the skin flute.
I don't speak fag, sorry.

Re: Git this riff out my head bra

 by cunnalingus ¦  Thu Jul 27, 2017 7:24 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Git this riff out my head bra ¦  Replies: 8 ¦  Views: 149

I'm gonna pitch this song to my band and see if they want to cover it.

Re: What do you need to do to get bant?

 by cunnalingus ¦  Wed Jul 26, 2017 7:14 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: What do you need to do to get bant? ¦  Replies: 13 ¦  Views: 195

I bet she gets beat up. What guy could stand that shit attitude.

Andurrson silva

 by cunnalingus ¦  Wed Jul 26, 2017 7:10 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Andurrson silva ¦  Replies: 2 ¦  Views: 84

So I met Anderson silva. Dude was nice, never heard of ebaumsworld though other than his stalker. Asked me to say pirate needs to stop asking for his used UFC shorts. He said he thinks it's weird some stranger wants to smell his stink.

Re: Roboduck and Slutina

 by cunnalingus ¦  Wed Jul 26, 2017 7:05 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Roboduck and Slutina ¦  Replies: 2 ¦  Views: 71

They'll be too much of a burden with their woman hormones and separate washrooms.

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