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Re: me parakeet might be racist

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 10:10 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: me parakeet might be racist ¦  Replies: 29 ¦  Views: 392

Anthrax666 wrote:
Sun Dec 17, 2017 10:04 pm
pirate wrote:
Sun Dec 17, 2017 8:25 pm

I don’t pay for cable TV

So you steal it then.
Pirate is black soooooo. That explains it?

Re: Dear EBWF members

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 9:52 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Dear EBWF members ¦  Replies: 19 ¦  Views: 385

Doe?? What are ya? Some fag?

Re: Where are they now? - Clark Kent

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 9:42 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Where are they now? - Clark Kent ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 56

They couldn’t find a Santa suit big enough for him.

Re: Christmas trash

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 9:36 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Christmas trash ¦  Replies: 5 ¦  Views: 70

How much December trash do you think is directly due to people celebrating the birth of Jesus? Counting all the greeting cards, wrapping paper, boxes, shipping containers, ribbons and bows? Not to mention the dried out fruit cakes that nobody will eat. C’mon man, demeter has feelings too. No need t...

Re: Only 18 boobs away from Christmas!

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 9:31 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Only 18 boobs away from Christmas! ¦  Replies: 12 ¦  Views: 203

Silly Demeter!! Tube socks are for your feet, not for your boobs!

Re: Where are they now? - Clark Kent

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 9:28 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Where are they now? - Clark Kent ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 56

Brian sure is a jolly fellow. And by jolly I mean he’s fat.

Re: LOL at Canada and its people!

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 9:27 pm ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: LOL at Canada and its people! ¦  Replies: 33 ¦  Views: 986

Any word if she’s lost her eye? I wanna stick my dick in her eye socket while she thinks about the mistake she’s made

Re: Where are they now? - Clark Kent

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 9:25 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Where are they now? - Clark Kent ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 56

Clark Kent of ebaums alter ego was guitarlover.

Re: Dear EBWF members

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 9:24 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Dear EBWF members ¦  Replies: 19 ¦  Views: 385

Lol it’s funny cause Asian guys are stereotyped by having small wieners! Hey guys pastor-x has a tiny wiener lol!

Re: Demeter Thread

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 9:21 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Demeter Thread ¦  Replies: 188 ¦  Views: 2875

If he’s smart he’ll give himself a vasectomy before hand so he doesn’t knock up crazy pants over there.

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