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Re: Random Thoughts Thread

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sat Jul 22, 2017 9:38 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Random Thoughts Thread ¦  Replies: 805 ¦  Views: 39309

Demeter wrote:
Sat Jul 22, 2017 9:22 pm
It actually hurts to sit too but ty.


Also I think either the strawberries or coconut whipped cream just made me really sick. I think I'm about to vomit all my food up. Pray for me. I feel like death.
Better show me that butthole

I'd buy hookers and blow. They will even have teeth!! SCORE!

Re: What's the best prank you've ever done?

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sat Jul 22, 2017 8:46 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: What's the best prank you've ever done? ¦  Replies: 23 ¦  Views: 326

Actually the best prank was not wearing a condom and telling my wife, then girlfriend I pulled out lol WE GOT THREE KIDS!!! How are kids made though?

Re: Why I took exception to Pirate.

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sat Jul 22, 2017 8:45 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Why I took exception to Pirate. ¦  Replies: 12 ¦  Views: 159

Pirate wipes old man balls and ass though.

Re: Depression hurts

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sat Jul 22, 2017 8:43 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Depression hurts ¦  Replies: 8 ¦  Views: 114

When joes gay is strong
And the night
The night is yours alone
When he's sure his Anus has had enough
Of the penor
Well hang on
Don't let yourself go
'Cause everybody squirts
And everybody squirts sometimes

Re: Pho

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sat Jul 22, 2017 8:40 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Pho ¦  Replies: 5 ¦  Views: 79

Joecaca is gay pho real

Re: Remember when...

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sat Jul 22, 2017 8:40 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Remember when... ¦  Replies: 18 ¦  Views: 179

Lol and someone made the ballstanks_kid alt with a picture of a grave?

Re: How much time do you dedicate to video games?

 by cunnalingus ¦  Fri Jul 21, 2017 2:27 pm ¦  Forum: Video Games ¦  Topic: How much time do you dedicate to video games? ¦  Replies: 14 ¦  Views: 2560

Should have just bought a Xbox one controller with a USB wire, they work also for pc gaming.

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

 by cunnalingus ¦  Fri Jul 21, 2017 2:26 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Random Thoughts Thread ¦  Replies: 805 ¦  Views: 39309

@superskrull you gonna see gnr sept 1 in van?

Re: What's the best prank you've ever done?

 by cunnalingus ¦  Fri Jul 21, 2017 2:26 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: What's the best prank you've ever done? ¦  Replies: 23 ¦  Views: 326

Not really a prank, but we played "keep away" with our neighborhood friend's hat. He had alopecia. Full blown. No eyebrows and shit. We were shouting how he was growing mushrooms on his head as he tried getting his hat back. When he was losing his hair, I called him swiss cheese and "patches". The ...

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