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Re: Git this riff out my head bra

 by cunnalingus ¦  Thu Jul 27, 2017 7:24 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Git this riff out my head bra ¦  Replies: 5 ¦  Views: 100

I'm gonna pitch this song to my band and see if they want to cover it.

Re: What do you need to do to get bant?

 by cunnalingus ¦  Wed Jul 26, 2017 7:14 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: What do you need to do to get bant? ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 138

I bet she gets beat up. What guy could stand that shit attitude.

Andurrson silva

 by cunnalingus ¦  Wed Jul 26, 2017 7:10 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Andurrson silva ¦  Replies: 2 ¦  Views: 80

So I met Anderson silva. Dude was nice, never heard of ebaumsworld though other than his stalker. Asked me to say pirate needs to stop asking for his used UFC shorts. He said he thinks it's weird some stranger wants to smell his stink.

Re: Roboduck and Slutina

 by cunnalingus ¦  Wed Jul 26, 2017 7:05 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Roboduck and Slutina ¦  Replies: 2 ¦  Views: 66

They'll be too much of a burden with their woman hormones and separate washrooms.

What do you need to do to get bant?

 by cunnalingus ¦  Wed Jul 26, 2017 6:58 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: What do you need to do to get bant? ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 138

You must need to be a complete fucking moron to be bant. Like some kind of mental midget or someone with a mental disablility.

Re: Cesar Milan

 by cunnalingus ¦  Wed Jul 26, 2017 3:58 pm ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Cesar Milan ¦  Replies: 6 ¦  Views: 122

Explains the madness. Lol. Almostapathetichatter. I still have those old ones they said had mercury in them. *bones creak*

Re: Cesar Milan

 by cunnalingus ¦  Wed Jul 26, 2017 3:52 pm ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Cesar Milan ¦  Replies: 6 ¦  Views: 122

That only works if you're old enough to still have metal fillings.

Re: Dear Demeter

 by cunnalingus ¦  Wed Jul 26, 2017 3:51 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Dear Demeter ¦  Replies: 11 ¦  Views: 108

HolidayFriday wrote:
Wed Jul 26, 2017 3:46 pm
Does smoking a prime rib work well? Serious question.
Fuck yeah freebase that shit!

Re: I banged a black chic on the 4th of July.

 by cunnalingus ¦  Wed Jul 26, 2017 3:50 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I banged a black chic on the 4th of July. ¦  Replies: 25 ¦  Views: 241

Seriously though...... how much jig can a jiggabo do if a jiggabo can jigga boo.

Re: I banged a black chic on the 4th of July.

 by cunnalingus ¦  Wed Jul 26, 2017 2:14 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I banged a black chic on the 4th of July. ¦  Replies: 25 ¦  Views: 241

Rico, they wuz kangs and shit.

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