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Re: What's the best prank you've ever done?

 by cunnalingus ¦  Fri Jul 21, 2017 8:14 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: What's the best prank you've ever done? ¦  Replies: 5 ¦  Views: 45

I'm not much of a prankster so the only thing I remember doing really was giving this kid in elementary school dog treats and said it was really good jerky and he ate them. I was a piece of shit. He was a nice kid. Lol i bet there were meat by-products in that treat and now he's a full blown carniv...

Re: Shit threads

 by cunnalingus ¦  Fri Jul 21, 2017 5:53 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Shit threads ¦  Replies: 297 ¦  Views: 2029

I've never been a PC gamer, get too distracted by the easy accessibility of porn and how easy it is to unzip and beat my wiener like it owes me money. That's the only reason I play consoles.

Actually I'd probably buy myself things I can't afford like soap or a toothbrush, them rich folks sure do have it good.

Re: *NSFW* Slutina getting down wit the brothas *NSFW*

 by cunnalingus ¦  Fri Jul 21, 2017 5:15 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: *NSFW* Slutina getting down wit the brothas *NSFW* ¦  Replies: 4 ¦  Views: 89

That's how aids started.

What's the best prank you've ever done?

 by cunnalingus ¦  Fri Jul 21, 2017 5:00 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: What's the best prank you've ever done? ¦  Replies: 5 ¦  Views: 45

Not me but My friend used to steal used needles from the aids clinic and run around poking people with the used needle and then yelling you have aids now PRANKED. Man the look on their faces was priceless

Re: RIP another singer died

 by cunnalingus ¦  Fri Jul 21, 2017 4:56 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: RIP another singer died ¦  Replies: 29 ¦  Views: 216

Man gaahl aka dildozer sure does want my dick. I mean I'm not gay but I'll let you suck on it for a little while. Jesus Christ :D Nah, that's not dildozer. He's not obsessing over me like dildozer does because I mentioned he gets boners when he poops cock shaped poop nor is he angrily ranting about...

Re: ok theres something you guys need to know

 by cunnalingus ¦  Thu Jul 20, 2017 10:44 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Shit threads ¦  Replies: 297 ¦  Views: 2029

Yeah I'll have to check it out. There's a music store a town over that finances and the wife is letting me so I might do that on Saturday.

Re: raise awareness for IBS sufferers

 by cunnalingus ¦  Thu Jul 20, 2017 10:40 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: raise awareness for IBS sufferers ¦  Replies: 11 ¦  Views: 106

mrhotdogjeans wrote:
Thu Jul 20, 2017 10:31 pm
Brian would never fit through that.
I bet he could fit a couple keys in his ass crack without kiestering it

Re: Brian Update

 by cunnalingus ¦  Thu Jul 20, 2017 10:38 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Shit threads ¦  Replies: 297 ¦  Views: 2029

What good is that? That's an after lunch snack.

Re: ok theres something you guys need to know

 by cunnalingus ¦  Thu Jul 20, 2017 10:35 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Shit threads ¦  Replies: 297 ¦  Views: 2029

I play guitar and piano. I'm playing on an Ibanez Artcore af75 through a Roland Microcube for rehearsals. Keyboard is an Arturia Keylab 61 through MIDI. I too have an Epi Les Paul, but mine is a gold top "Gibson edition." Which is strange to me since Les Paul originally played on Epiphone guitars. ...

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