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Re: Will you gays take Demeter back?

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sat Jan 20, 2018 12:32 pm ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Will you gays take Demeter back? ¦  Replies: 36 ¦  Views: 719

I'd light my dick on fire just to never see another comment about how much better she is than the entire world. How can anyone do better than a 27 year old who has the job of a 14 year old, has been stuck in community college for 7 years, has the face of Geddy Lee, and is a vegan. @Demeter sing Tom...

Re: Post the last thing that you bought :?:

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sat Jan 20, 2018 12:31 pm ¦  Forum: Pictures ¦  Topic: Post the last thing that you bought :?: ¦  Replies: 306 ¦  Views: 31956

Got this so I can sneak a very subtle piss while I go golfing. http://gadgets.boingboing.net/gimages/uroclub.jpg http://media.techeblog.com/images/gotta_1.jpg http://image.boomsbeat.com/data/images/full/163346/uro-club-jpg.jpg Lol what kind of guy pisses in a club under a blanket? Just walk over to...

Re: I'm eating a Footloose sandwich right now

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sat Jan 20, 2018 12:27 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I'm eating a Footloose sandwich right now ¦  Replies: 6 ¦  Views: 53

JohnnyP wrote:
Sat Jan 20, 2018 11:28 am
I'd rather eat a fur burger.
And for a side. A pink taco, WITHOUT CHEESE.

Re: The Post Whatever You Want Thread

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sat Jan 20, 2018 12:26 pm ¦  Forum: Pictures ¦  Topic: The Post Whatever You Want Thread ¦  Replies: 1012 ¦  Views: 93938

kocher wrote:
Sat Jan 20, 2018 12:22 pm
That chief should have plucked off one of the pins on his sweater vest and plunged it into that flabby man's Crisco neck.
Next on ebaumsworld. Homoerotic fan fiction, written by our very own KOCHER. Give him a hand ladies and gentlemen.

Re: Post the last thing that you bought :?:

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sat Jan 20, 2018 12:21 pm ¦  Forum: Pictures ¦  Topic: Post the last thing that you bought :?: ¦  Replies: 306 ¦  Views: 31956

I’ve never been in the mining industry, will I need training and safety training in case of a cave in while I’m mining? Does bitcoin have a pension?

Re: The Post Whatever You Want Thread

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sat Jan 20, 2018 12:06 pm ¦  Forum: Pictures ¦  Topic: The Post Whatever You Want Thread ¦  Replies: 1012 ¦  Views: 93938

lemmiwinx wrote:
Sat Jan 20, 2018 9:37 am
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I guess being married to Hillary that long took its toll on der Slickmeister.
I have a question for mr trump. Mr trump yes, I would like to do both your daughters at the same time, would this be allowed?

Re: Post the last thing that you bought :?:

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sat Jan 20, 2018 12:02 pm ¦  Forum: Pictures ¦  Topic: Post the last thing that you bought :?: ¦  Replies: 306 ¦  Views: 31956

*makes it rain bitcoins* SHOW ME THEM TIDDAYS!!!

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:22 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Random Thoughts Thread ¦  Replies: 2124 ¦  Views: 127788

Should have played guess the race and only said the headline. It’s like roulette *puts all my money on Black*. CMON BIG MONEY

Re: buttcoins

 by cunnalingus ¦  Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:59 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: buttcoins ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 206

mrhotdogjeans wrote:
Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:56 pm
I wish I had aids and diarrhea. also wish I was black. yep being a black fag with aids is the coolest.
@pirate is so lucky.

Re: Canada

 by cunnalingus ¦  Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:55 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Canada ¦  Replies: 35 ¦  Views: 359

More like North Americucks Three countries are; Cuckada, The United States of Americuck and Cucksico.

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