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Re: Fashion/Wish Lists/Wanelo/aliexpress

 by cunnalingus ¦  Tue Oct 17, 2017 3:39 pm ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Fashion/Wish Lists/Wanelo/aliexpress ¦  Replies: 62 ¦  Views: 2825

You're better off getting a unicycle. Its small and you can take it anywhere. Plus if you're really hard up for money and don't feel like selling your ass you can learn to juggle or play an instrument and panhandle while doing these activities on your unicycle.

Re: Russian trolls

 by cunnalingus ¦  Tue Oct 17, 2017 2:09 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Russian trolls ¦  Replies: 6 ¦  Views: 76

*puts on adidas track suit* I'm ready to infiltrate russian society now and hack them

Re: I showered in the urinal today

 by cunnalingus ¦  Tue Oct 17, 2017 1:39 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I showered in the urinal today ¦  Replies: 3 ¦  Views: 84

Would you say your shower was golden?

Re: I urinated in the shitter today.

 by cunnalingus ¦  Tue Oct 17, 2017 1:00 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I urinated in the shitter today. ¦  Replies: 10 ¦  Views: 53

You guys are weird. Why don't you poop in mason jars and then seal them and file on a shelf according to colour like the rest of us?

Re: I urinated in the shitter today.

 by cunnalingus ¦  Tue Oct 17, 2017 12:36 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I urinated in the shitter today. ¦  Replies: 10 ¦  Views: 53

I went to mcdonalds is the new I saw a fat lady at the grocery store. Get with the times man

Re: How do I add a face?

 by cunnalingus ¦  Tue Oct 17, 2017 12:35 pm ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: How do I add a face? ¦  Replies: 11 ¦  Views: 85

Click on the ebaums logo in the upper left, now click on your blank face in the upper right , click on edit profile, now click on browse beside your blank face.

Re: How do I add a face?

 by cunnalingus ¦  Tue Oct 17, 2017 12:14 pm ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: How do I add a face? ¦  Replies: 11 ¦  Views: 85

Have you tried turning it off and on?

Re: We must unite and accept.

 by cunnalingus ¦  Tue Oct 17, 2017 11:09 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: We must unite and accept. ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 82

Special forces huh?
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Re: Alpha Hard Reload Higher sweat performances

 by cunnalingus ¦  Tue Oct 17, 2017 10:59 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Alpha Hard Reload Higher sweat performances ¦  Replies: 12 ¦  Views: 73

Lol look at those retards

Re: Alpha Hard Reload Higher sweat performances

 by cunnalingus ¦  Tue Oct 17, 2017 10:40 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Alpha Hard Reload Higher sweat performances ¦  Replies: 12 ¦  Views: 73

I'd still call him a retard to his face

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