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Re: Movie Ideas Thread

 by cunnalingus ¦  Wed Sep 20, 2017 7:36 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Movie Ideas Thread ¦  Replies: 15 ¦  Views: 257

Pizza deliver dudes getting their dicks sucked and fucked for payment. I take it you've heard of guitarlover? He was a front pager who bragged he was in his 50's, delivered pizzas and payed college aged guys 200 dollars to suck their dicks. Dude was gay, im talking a tim_kerr level of gayness where...

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

 by cunnalingus ¦  Wed Sep 20, 2017 7:30 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Random Thoughts Thread ¦  Replies: 1343 ¦  Views: 64520

Guys i had trouble sleeping, so I got up made myself a roast beef sammich with horseradish and fell asleep. Turns out your body needs a meat based diet to sleep properly. Who woulda known?

Re: Comments

 by cunnalingus ¦  Wed Sep 20, 2017 7:24 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Comments ¦  Replies: 31 ¦  Views: 433

Lol @ corn syrup. Shit man!!! That's the fat of America! I wonder what bees taste like.

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

 by cunnalingus ¦  Tue Sep 19, 2017 9:11 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Random Thoughts Thread ¦  Replies: 1343 ¦  Views: 64520

News flash: I think you're all vile and I don't care if you don't care about how much sleep I get. You think I type this for you? Let me be real for a moment. I do not even really see you as actual people. This is just a box where I type for a bit, kind of like a diary except for things that aren't...

Re: demeter exposed

 by cunnalingus ¦  Tue Sep 19, 2017 7:38 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: demeter exposed ¦  Replies: 24 ¦  Views: 616

Big old saggy titties with nipples that point at the ground.

Re: Terrible defense

 by cunnalingus ¦  Tue Sep 19, 2017 7:36 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Terrible defense ¦  Replies: 6 ¦  Views: 152

Lol that's retarded. Some gimp of a kid always wanted to score a touchdown in high school so they let him.... might as well just count that as his fucking make a wish

Re: Brand of smokes

 by cunnalingus ¦  Tue Sep 19, 2017 7:35 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Brand of smokes ¦  Replies: 23 ¦  Views: 368

Vaping is gay. Real men smoke a mixture of crack, meth and bath salts.

I wanna see the machine they ground up the chicks in. Do they play that looney tunes song they play when a conveyor belt is moving?

Re: Comments

 by cunnalingus ¦  Tue Sep 19, 2017 4:38 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Comments ¦  Replies: 31 ¦  Views: 433

Lol dicksmall you fags hide on the front page now so your precious feelings don't get hurt lol.

Re: Guests of our shit show

 by cunnalingus ¦  Tue Sep 19, 2017 4:26 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Guests of our shit show ¦  Replies: 16 ¦  Views: 202

Joecaca is Demeter and he's only fwee yeaws old, alles vegetarian klar?

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