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Re: My Aunt Using her Praying Mantis Technique in Public

 by Kumacho ¦  Fri Jul 13, 2018 8:11 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: My Aunt Using her Praying Mantis Technique in Public ¦  Replies: 19 ¦  Views: 361

Only his hello kitty is a hand. Wait! In the end donger's hello kitty was his hand too. Hmm...maybe... Remember he started dating that other Azian chick? She was actually hot compared to him. Also remember she pegged his rear with a strap-on. https://i.imgur.com/HPhWrR7.jpg?1 I just realized how sm...

Re: Temperatures?

 by Kumacho ¦  Fri Jul 13, 2018 8:08 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Temperatures? ¦  Replies: 148 ¦  Views: 2151

Just a helpful reminder for everyone that the stuff we pump into the atmosphere has no consequence whatsoever on life or the environment! Now that we’ve agreed on this. May I recommend this handy charcoal briquette bbq!! It’s perfect for every occasion and safe! Powers out??? That’s right! Now only...

Re: Memory foam toilet seat

 by Kumacho ¦  Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:54 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Memory foam toilet seat ¦  Replies: 14 ¦  Views: 200

They need to make toilets with a bulge for your crotch so your dick doesn't keep touching the inside of the toilet when you take a dump. Also great if you accidentally pop a boner and need to pee. Have you ever tried to shit with a boner? Might as well shit in the bathtub. https://i.imgur.com/A0SxJ...

Re: This new club has changed my life!

 by Kumacho ¦  Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:49 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: This new club has changed my life! ¦  Replies: 7 ¦  Views: 187

george_michaeI wrote:
Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:05 pm
It's hard to tell them all apart with all that curly frizzy hair. Also those poles probably smells like her ass crack. Not that that's a bad thing or anything...
I've been caught licking those poles.

Re: My Aunt Using her Praying Mantis Technique in Public

 by Kumacho ¦  Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:48 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: My Aunt Using her Praying Mantis Technique in Public ¦  Replies: 19 ¦  Views: 361

<r><QUOTE author="almostapathetic" post_id="124013" time="1531412391" user_id="1500"><s>[quote=almostapathetic post_id=124013 time=1531412391 user_id=1500]</s> <QUOTE author="Kumacho" post_id="124005" time="1531410061" user_id="3988"><s>[quote=Kumacho post_id=124005 time=1531410061 user_id=3988]</s>...

Re: Memory foam toilet seat

 by Kumacho ¦  Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:54 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Memory foam toilet seat ¦  Replies: 14 ¦  Views: 200

https://www.amazon.com/Blancho-Universal-Bathroom-Stretchable-Washable/dp/B077SNQDPC My groupon came with this one, I think they are trying to tell me something: https://www.groupon.com/deals/gg-cm-qpower-premium-new-gel-foam-toilet-seat-cushion-by-skil-care?deal_option=f31418f3-aec5-4403-a26b-b93d2...

Re: This new club has changed my life!

 by Kumacho ¦  Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:42 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: This new club has changed my life! ¦  Replies: 7 ¦  Views: 187

This is the kind of club that changed my life...

Re: My Aunt Using her Praying Mantis Technique in Public

 by Kumacho ¦  Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:41 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: My Aunt Using her Praying Mantis Technique in Public ¦  Replies: 19 ¦  Views: 361

Pastorx is becoming the new Donger. Only his hello kitty is a hand. Wait! In the end donger's hello kitty was his hand too. Hmm...maybe... Remember he started dating that other Azian chick? She was actually hot compared to him. Also remember she pegged his rear with a strap-on. https://i.imgur.com/...

Re: My Aunt Using her Praying Mantis Technique in Public

 by Kumacho ¦  Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:59 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: My Aunt Using her Praying Mantis Technique in Public ¦  Replies: 19 ¦  Views: 361

happysock wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:31 pm
Pastorx is becoming the new Donger.
Only his hello kitty is a hand.

Wait! In the end donger's hello kitty was his hand too.

Hmm...maybe...

Re: My Aunt Using her Praying Mantis Technique in Public

 by Kumacho ¦  Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:01 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: My Aunt Using her Praying Mantis Technique in Public ¦  Replies: 19 ¦  Views: 361

A snack for later. Asians will eat anything.

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