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Do you know your duties?

 by Kumacho ¦  Wed Jun 20, 2018 3:07 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Do you know your duties? ¦  Replies: 2 ¦  Views: 16

Trump doesn't.

Trump claims Canadians are smuggling shoes back to Canada due to high tariffs. It's more like we're helping those shoes start a new life in a better place.
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Re: Fuck You!!!

 by Kumacho ¦  Wed Jun 20, 2018 3:05 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Fuck You!!! ¦  Replies: 13 ¦  Views: 195

That's a real pic of your mom? She looks like a classy lady. Does she know you are showing her picture to a bunch of sex offenders on ebaumsworld? Fuck no she doesn't! And I cropped the photo to the point nobody can identify it with that google/bing bullshit. And yes, mom is a classy lady. I wouldn...

Re: Fuck You!!!

 by Kumacho ¦  Wed Jun 20, 2018 2:07 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Fuck You!!! ¦  Replies: 13 ¦  Views: 195

Your mom is still alive? Damn. 😂 Pubes don't get any grayer than hers. You must be so turned on. Hell the pic is a twofer too. Get a load of her dog! That's a real pic of your mom? She looks like a classy lady. Does she know you are showing her picture to a bunch of sex offenders on ebaumsworld? Fu...

Re: Time to clean cum

 by Kumacho ¦  Wed Jun 20, 2018 2:03 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Time to clean cum ¦  Replies: 5 ¦  Views: 47

JohnnyP wrote:
Wed Jun 20, 2018 2:02 pm
I use your mom's tongue to clean up my protein stains.
Does his mom sport the gray pubes too?

Re: Fuck You!!!

 by Kumacho ¦  Wed Jun 20, 2018 2:00 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Fuck You!!! ¦  Replies: 13 ¦  Views: 195

No. You are confusing me with Tim Kerr. I'm all about the pussay. Even the ones with grey pubes. That takes commitment. https://i.imgur.com/eUd1WI4.jpg Don't fap to my mom sicko. Your mom is still alive? Damn. 😂 Pubes don't get any grayer than hers. You must be so turned on. Hell the pic is a twofe...

Re: Does anyone like that?

 by Kumacho ¦  Wed Jun 20, 2018 1:53 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Does anyone like that? ¦  Replies: 1 ¦  Views: 58

Hadfevfegrt477 wrote:
Tue Jun 19, 2018 4:57 am
I start to approach the #4 spot in the all time posting only to have Tim come out of semi-retirement and start shitpoahsting like there is no tomorrow.

It's like he said, "None shall pass".
And here we were told you had no alts... Jesus Joe you had to make one for this?

Impotency has made me social.

 by Kumacho ¦  Wed Jun 20, 2018 1:49 pm ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Impotency has made me social. ¦  Replies: 0 ¦  Views: 15

When you're AC/DC, you're going to be weak-handed, there's no question about.

You just do the best you can, and consider yourself a douchebag without an avatar.

But whether you're a douchebag or not, always remember that social interaction can be caused by erectile dysfunction.

Re: Fuck You!!!

 by Kumacho ¦  Wed Jun 20, 2018 1:45 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Fuck You!!! ¦  Replies: 13 ¦  Views: 195

How much did you charge? Comparing rates? OMG, maybe JohnnyP does blow dudes. :o Jeez, you think you know a guy... No. You are confusing me with Tim Kerr. I'm all about the pussay. Even the ones with grey pubes. That takes commitment. https://i.imgur.com/eUd1WI4.jpg Don't fap to my mom sicko.

Re: Kumacho's Wife at Taco Bell

 by Kumacho ¦  Wed Jun 20, 2018 1:35 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Kumacho's Wife at Taco Bell ¦  Replies: 14 ¦  Views: 252

“No rhythm” is girl code for not having a clue about how to fuck. I have an 11 inch cock, but you don’t hear me bragging about it...I let the ladies do that. (And they never complain about rhythm) Real talk, 🕷 We all know two things: One: You aren't black - no brother would be as fucked in the head...

Re: Time to come clean

 by Kumacho ¦  Wed Jun 20, 2018 1:27 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Time to come clean ¦  Replies: 29 ¦  Views: 416

Anal cleanliness is more important than many admit. I would never expect a woman to toss my salad without proper hygiene.

I'm afraid bidets are just not up to the task. I prefer honda:
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