I'm a real sweetie.
You putting out for a pizza with expensive vegan cheese on top is pretty funny though.
I just remembered I once met a guy called Bhaji at a a funeral. Granted, he was Indian, but it was still pretty weird. It's like a chink introducing himself as Lumpia.
Or a vegan introducing herself as Disgusting Piece of Asian Fungus with Tofu.
Report him to who?
He's a psychopath? I know it's hard for you to make that judgement, but maybe 'it takes one to know one' has some truth into it.