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Re: I tried to kill myself this weekend.

 by pirate ¦  Mon Jun 19, 2017 8:48 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I tried to kill myself this weekend. ¦  Replies: 87 ¦  Views: 1206

OK, so I really thought that I was done with this thread. All of the damage that was inflicted upon you was by your own hand, kumacho. I can't help myself... I tend not to go to the doctor until it's a huge problem. Again, a mentality that was instilled starting in boot camp And then... I was almost...

Re: When...

 by pirate ¦  Sun Jun 18, 2017 11:15 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: When... ¦  Replies: 6 ¦  Views: 120

I was conceived when the god of war had intercourse with a beautiful mortal woman.

Re: Quality of Features

 by pirate ¦  Sun Jun 18, 2017 11:10 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Quality of Features ¦  Replies: 32 ¦  Views: 1184

Are you new here? I'm Anderson Silva. People call me the spider.

Re: Lol this site is run by lying little hipster bitches

 by pirate ¦  Sun Jun 18, 2017 10:51 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Lol this site is run by lying little hipster bitches ¦  Replies: 66 ¦  Views: 890

Pepperpeanut once touched my penis.

Re: Any other spinners/fidgeteers on here?

 by pirate ¦  Sun Jun 18, 2017 10:25 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Any other spinners/fidgeteers on here? ¦  Replies: 10 ¦  Views: 136

I was tetherball champion of my middleschool for all three years. Every single recess people would line up to try to dethrone the best of the best, and they never beat me. Most people know me because of my time in the octagon, but if you went to my middleschool you know me for tetherball. Those were...

Re: I tried to kill myself this weekend.

 by pirate ¦  Sun Jun 18, 2017 10:15 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I tried to kill myself this weekend. ¦  Replies: 87 ¦  Views: 1206

Whether or not you're a smart man, Kumacho, it would be in poor taste to ridicule you about things you can't control. We all have our strengths and weaknesses. The EBW forums isn't exactly the best place to determine intelligence either, and it sounds like you've done well for yourself. I may have g...

Re: I tried to kill myself this weekend.

 by pirate ¦  Sun Jun 18, 2017 3:03 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I tried to kill myself this weekend. ¦  Replies: 87 ¦  Views: 1206

Arguing with a made up personality.
. Yea, me too. But it's in my nature. I'm the best fighter of all time. Ask Joe Rogan.

Re: I tried to kill myself this weekend.

 by pirate ¦  Sun Jun 18, 2017 2:52 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I tried to kill myself this weekend. ¦  Replies: 87 ¦  Views: 1206

Obviously you don't like being a nurse Wait, why is that? Are you jumping to conclusions again? You could just ask me if I like being a nurse. Your lack of intelligence shows me you would be willing to jump to conclusions Who wrote that? Wasted education is what you did Why was it wasted? I broke 6...

Re: Quality of Features

 by pirate ¦  Sat Jun 17, 2017 10:03 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Quality of Features ¦  Replies: 32 ¦  Views: 1184

I'm sorry if my website is not to your standards. I am talking with PPeanus about what we can do to improve your experience. There are lots of things that we are planning to do. Big things. You'll be seeing them in the very near future. I can't say what these things are, but you're going to like the...

Re: Guess what I had for lunch

 by pirate ¦  Sat Jun 17, 2017 7:52 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Guess what I had for lunch ¦  Replies: 26 ¦  Views: 464

TWO GALLONS OF NEGRO SEMEN!

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