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Re: Pick a number

 by pirate ¦  Sun Aug 20, 2017 10:50 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Pick a number ¦  Replies: 25 ¦  Views: 251

Somehow, the term "expand your horizons" doesn't seem to have canned corned beef hash in it to me.
You dumb bitch! Corned beef hash is not the same thing as Hormel premium quality corned beef. There's no potato in it. It's just beef!!! GOD DAMN!!!

-Spider

Re: Pick a number

 by pirate ¦  Sun Aug 20, 2017 1:07 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Pick a number ¦  Replies: 25 ¦  Views: 251

I thought you were supposed to buy normal corned beef, like from the butcher section, and then cook it like normal food. The canned stuff is like army rations. You thought wrong, son. Look up the thread entitled "do yourself a favor," buy the ingredients and expand your horizons. I expect a letter ...

Re: Pick a number

 by pirate ¦  Sun Aug 20, 2017 10:44 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Pick a number ¦  Replies: 25 ¦  Views: 251

Cook it the way i taught you.

Re: Pick a number

 by pirate ¦  Sun Aug 20, 2017 10:27 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Pick a number ¦  Replies: 25 ¦  Views: 251

I hope that they cooked and enjoyed that meat.

I dont think aggressive is the right word. Obnoxious?

You're annoying. You are single track minded. This, and the fact that you're below average intelligence makes it a real chore to attempt conversation with you. You don't understand other people's perspectives. You're a narcissist and an attention whore. Your only chance at making it in life is to ge...

Re: Pick a number

 by pirate ¦  Sat Aug 19, 2017 10:37 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Pick a number ¦  Replies: 25 ¦  Views: 251

Slutina wrote:
Sat Aug 19, 2017 10:06 pm
Nobody wants that shit. It's just dog food with a different label.
No, it's premium meat. They couldn't put it on the can if it weren't true.

Pick a number

 by pirate ¦  Sat Aug 19, 2017 9:33 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Pick a number ¦  Replies: 25 ¦  Views: 251

Pick a number between 1 and 1000. If someone guesses it right in one try then I'll send them a can of Hormel premium quality corned beef in the mail. Real talk.

-Anderson

Re: Vaginas smell like buttholes

 by pirate ¦  Fri Aug 18, 2017 9:34 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Vaginas smell like buttholes ¦  Replies: 33 ¦  Views: 503

Einstain went down on a tranny.

Re: I think I might have cancer.

 by pirate ¦  Fri Aug 18, 2017 2:24 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I think I might have cancer. ¦  Replies: 76 ¦  Views: 1712

Still think I have brain/skull cancer. Keep feeling pain on my skull like there are bruises there, but I haven't hit my head or anything. And the lump is actually still there just less noticeable. Seems like a legit way to diagnose a disease like cancer. It's been over a month since you started thi...

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