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Re: Influenza

 by pirate ¦  Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:08 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Influenza ¦  Replies: 15 ¦  Views: 163

mrhotdogjeans wrote:
Thu Feb 22, 2018 7:08 pm
Having feet is so 1990's anyway. this is the future so who cares if they turn black and fall off anyway. *sips 200 oz soda bottle*
My feet are already black.
-Spider

Re: Question for you dry wipers

 by pirate ¦  Sun Feb 18, 2018 6:00 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Question for you dry wipers ¦  Replies: 31 ¦  Views: 606

I wonder what the going rate is for a Filipino butt wiper? Why would you want a filipino when you could have a filipina? BUSTED!!! The dollar is strong in the Philipines. You can buy an hour long massage for five bucks. They all speak English. Friendly people. Happy to do anything. They make good s...

Re: Question for you dry wipers

 by pirate ¦  Sun Feb 18, 2018 3:47 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Question for you dry wipers ¦  Replies: 31 ¦  Views: 606

You guys are obviously so poor that you can’t afford a slave. My hands don’t go near my asshole and I eat what I want because i bought a pretty filipina to deal with the mess. Your lives sound so unimpressive. Gfy, Spider This is the gayest schtick ever. She has the smallest, softest, most gentle h...

Re: Did I miss a good show from the Olympics?

 by pirate ¦  Sun Feb 18, 2018 1:28 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Did I miss a good show from the Olympics? ¦  Replies: 7 ¦  Views: 132

You wouldn’t like sailor moon if you were an MMA champion who gets to bang thousands of women. Well, you work with the cards you’re dealt.

Re: Question for you dry wipers

 by pirate ¦  Sun Feb 18, 2018 1:12 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Question for you dry wipers ¦  Replies: 31 ¦  Views: 606

You guys are obviously so poor that you can’t afford a slave. My hands don’t go near my asshole and I eat what I want because i bought a pretty filipina to deal with the mess.

Your lives sound so unimpressive.
Gfy,
Spider

Re: EBW membership fees

 by pirate ¦  Sat Feb 17, 2018 12:49 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: EBW membership fees ¦  Replies: 32 ¦  Views: 720

cunnalingus wrote:
Sat Feb 17, 2018 2:05 am
Lol what a douche. Pretends to be black and then pretends to be a mod and he’s a male nurse, the fag trifecta.
You’re not welcome to the next EBW meet n’ greet, bitch. Officially disinvited.

-Spider

Re: EBW membership fees

 by pirate ¦  Fri Feb 16, 2018 1:32 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: EBW membership fees ¦  Replies: 32 ¦  Views: 720

Kumacho obviously didn’t read the payment details.

Re: EBW membership fees

 by pirate ¦  Fri Feb 16, 2018 12:42 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: EBW membership fees ¦  Replies: 32 ¦  Views: 720

Tom_Selleck wrote:
Fri Feb 16, 2018 12:04 pm
Holy Shit, reading is so hard for me. I have a tiny brain.
Fixed it.

EBW membership fees

 by pirate ¦  Fri Feb 16, 2018 10:05 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: EBW membership fees ¦  Replies: 32 ¦  Views: 720

Hello kids, Regretfully I have to share an unfortunate announcement. First off, i should say that I take my job as “boss of this byotch seriously.” Many people seek out modship for the power and control that comes with it—but I chose this job because I wanted to advance this community. It is because...

Re: Florida shooter was Latino

 by pirate ¦  Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:24 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Florida shooter was Latino ¦  Replies: 130 ¦  Views: 2088

Potassium is pretty rough on the veins going in. Patients sometimes complain about it in the small, diluted dose that I give to replenish their serum levels. I can’t imagine how a lethal dose would feel. Why can’t prisoners choose the guillotine? That seems like the way to go...or firing squad. Real...

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