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What’s wrong with Kumacho?

 by pirate ¦  Sat Dec 09, 2017 11:09 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: What’s wrong with Kumacho? ¦  Replies: 14 ¦  Views: 162

He literally said that his asshole has shit on it and asked me to clean it for him. So, I’m wondering, is this a shit fetish or is it blatant homosexuality, or both? What kind of man legit asks another man to clean shit off of his asshole? Also, what kind of physiological problem do you have, Kumach...

Re: I took 1 betablocker and almost died.

 by pirate ¦  Sat Dec 09, 2017 10:45 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I took 1 betablocker and almost died. ¦  Replies: 24 ¦  Views: 314

I think my ass might need wiping. Is there a nurse that thinks they are an MMA fighter available to clean my ass? LMAO at needing people to wipe your asshole. How fucking old are you, bro? You seriously shit yourself? GOD DAMN, SON!!! What’s wrong with you that you can’t do basic hygiene like wipin...

Re: Christmas Gift Essentials - Rachel Dolezal 2018 Calendar

 by pirate ¦  Fri Dec 08, 2017 7:12 pm ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Christmas Gift Essentials - Rachel Dolezal 2018 Calendar ¦  Replies: 16 ¦  Views: 283

If I ever impregnated that bitch, all our babies would be black, only because all of my genes are dominant (and alpha). -Spider "Race is a social construct" - that bitch I know who she is. I think she was teaching in Spokane or somewhere near me. Hilarious. Can you imagine being in her racial studi...

Re: Christmas Gift Essentials - Rachel Dolezal 2018 Calendar

 by pirate ¦  Fri Dec 08, 2017 6:34 pm ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Christmas Gift Essentials - Rachel Dolezal 2018 Calendar ¦  Replies: 16 ¦  Views: 283

If I ever impregnated that bitch, all our babies would be black, only because all of my genes are dominant (and alpha).

-Spider

Re: I took 1 betablocker and almost died.

 by pirate ¦  Fri Dec 08, 2017 6:15 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I took 1 betablocker and almost died. ¦  Replies: 24 ¦  Views: 314

HolidayFriday wrote:
Fri Dec 08, 2017 6:09 pm
Is Pirate a Joecaca alt account?
If one of us was an alt then he would be my alt...of course. No, Mr Caca is a legendary front page commenter, blue belt jiu jitsu student, and the best middle school janitor in all of French Canadia.

-Spider

Re: I took 1 betablocker and almost died.

 by pirate ¦  Fri Dec 08, 2017 6:13 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I took 1 betablocker and almost died. ¦  Replies: 24 ¦  Views: 314

The reason I sit at the head of the table at every EBW that I’ve attended is because I’m the alpha. Hands down, total alpha male. You should come to the next one, cunna. I’ll teach you some jiu-jitsu. Real talk,

Spider

I took 1 betablocker and almost died.

 by pirate ¦  Fri Dec 08, 2017 6:07 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I took 1 betablocker and almost died. ¦  Replies: 24 ¦  Views: 314

Real talk though, why aren’t the original forum people thanking us profusely for adding spice, humor, and general improvement to this shithole? You guys are lame as a pile of dogshit. All of you and your autistic vegan mascot. You’d actually log in and read each others’ drivel before we got here? Am...

Re: Never go from anus to pussy.

 by pirate ¦  Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:01 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Never go from anus to pussy. ¦  Replies: 23 ¦  Views: 374

Kumacho wrote:
Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:44 am
mrhotdogjeans wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 6:38 pm
Also dick feet
Am I the only person who doesn't know what dick feet is?
Google is your friend, bitch ass.

Sincerely,
Spider

Re: Never go from anus to pussy.

 by pirate ¦  Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:17 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Never go from anus to pussy. ¦  Replies: 23 ¦  Views: 374

JohnnyP wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 8:10 pm
You never go anus to pussy. You can put a girl in the hospital doing that. It's a guaranteed massive yeast or vaginosis infection.
Tranny pussies dont get infected.

Re: Shorty what you drank?

 by pirate ¦  Sun Dec 03, 2017 1:43 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Shorty what you drank? ¦  Replies: 47 ¦  Views: 1255

You fools wish you could be me. That’s the truth of the matter. You back each other up all day long like a bunch of cackling bitches in a sewing circle. Bunch of betas.

-Alpha boss of this byotch

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