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Congrats!

 by pirate ¦  Thu Oct 19, 2017 12:03 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Congrats! ¦  Replies: 2 ¦  Views: 26

To MrCaca, for having the most posts of anyone for the day! Let’s all give him a big round of applause for this lifetime achievement award.

Hip hip, HOORAY!

Hip hip, HOORAY!!!

Hip hip, HOORAY!!!!!

Re: Roboduck

 by pirate ¦  Wed Oct 18, 2017 5:46 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Roboduck ¦  Replies: 8 ¦  Views: 57

Add me on xbl, byotch.

Re: Dating advice to you losers

 by pirate ¦  Tue Oct 17, 2017 10:22 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Dating advice to you losers ¦  Replies: 24 ¦  Views: 282

It was supposed to be a nice restaurant, but they didn’t even offer Hormel canned corned beef. The waitress was really embarrassed and apologized profusely.

Re: Dating advice to you losers

 by pirate ¦  Tue Oct 17, 2017 9:18 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Dating advice to you losers ¦  Replies: 24 ¦  Views: 282

If the girl isn't attractive enough or not doing it for me on the first date, I split the check lol. If I see any potential, then I'll always pick up the check. But I like to get a feel to see if she expects me to pay, or is gonna try to contribute. That's usually a good sign of someone who's been ...

Dating advice to you losers

 by pirate ¦  Tue Oct 17, 2017 8:51 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Dating advice to you losers ¦  Replies: 24 ¦  Views: 282

I went on a date today. We talked but there weren’t sparks. She didn’t recognize me or even know that I was famous. I didn’t talk about jiu-jitsu or anything like that... Her face looked better than in the pics. Not a bad looking lady, but she had packed on about 10-15 pounds since her pictures were...

Re: I shit in the urninal at panera bread today.

 by pirate ¦  Mon Oct 16, 2017 9:37 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I shit in the urninal at panera bread today. ¦  Replies: 23 ¦  Views: 215

campbell's might taste like salty rust but it's more affordable. you think I'm rich? LMAO at your poor ass. I eat Campbells soup all the time! I’m so rich I don’t even think about how expensive it is. I literally just take my cart down the canned food aisle and pick out anything and everything that...

Re: I don’t know if you guys are going to be home tomorrow

 by pirate ¦  Sat Oct 14, 2017 9:44 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I don’t know if you guys are going to be home tomorrow ¦  Replies: 25 ¦  Views: 591

Man I hope Pirate shares his recipe. I'm hungry and don't remember it :s Do yourself a favor and look for the thread entitled “do yourself a favor.” That’s where the recipe can be found—Like the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow... Your friend and the boss of this byotch, Anderson “the spider” ...

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

 by pirate ¦  Fri Oct 13, 2017 11:03 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Random Thoughts Thread ¦  Replies: 1608 ¦  Views: 81278

If 50% of the class fails then the teacher has failed, or he’s grading by flipping a coin. Either way, your school sucks. Real talk.

-Spider

Re: What are your weekend plans?

 by pirate ¦  Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:25 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: What are your weekend plans? ¦  Replies: 79 ¦  Views: 1478

I had to google “captain stubing” to get the reference...

No wonder you’re so lame. You’re old as fuck, bro. Soooooo god damn oooooold.

-Spider

Re: Should I get a roomba?

 by pirate ¦  Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:18 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Should I get a roomba? ¦  Replies: 35 ¦  Views: 876

Doesn’t your mom vacuum the basement for you?

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