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Re: I'm sorry I went totally hitler today

 by pirate ¦  Sat Oct 21, 2017 9:23 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I'm sorry I went totally hitler today ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 154

Killing all the Jews aside, why was Hitler such a bad person compared to any other dictator?

Re: me parakeet woke me up this morning

 by pirate ¦  Sat Oct 21, 2017 7:41 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: me parakeet woke me up this morning ¦  Replies: 23 ¦  Views: 162

I’m not a pirate. I’m the best fighter of all time and a registered nurse.

GFY...RT,
-Spider

Re: Question

 by pirate ¦  Fri Oct 20, 2017 11:19 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Question ¦  Replies: 18 ¦  Views: 254

I’m not surprised that many of you homo sluts voted for Trump. Terrible. Bunch of retards who will find yourselves in the gas chambers when I take over.

Re: An amazing realization I just had

 by pirate ¦  Thu Oct 19, 2017 11:18 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: An amazing realization I just had ¦  Replies: 14 ¦  Views: 227

Yea, skype your butthole with a phone and an ipad.

Re: Me too

 by pirate ¦  Thu Oct 19, 2017 9:45 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Me too ¦  Replies: 37 ¦  Views: 1109

Let’s refocus this god damned abortion. The topic was that MrCaca, bless his heart, tried my hormel premium canned corned beef recipe and LOVED it. Now it’s your turn. Write “me too” if you’ve tried this gift from the heavens and attest to your corned beef cherry being popped. Like a skylight openin...

Re: Dating advice to you losers

 by pirate ¦  Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:54 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Dating advice to you losers ¦  Replies: 52 ¦  Views: 1501

Because Demeter sees the entire world through one very narrow lens.

Re: Dating advice to you losers

 by pirate ¦  Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:49 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Dating advice to you losers ¦  Replies: 52 ¦  Views: 1501

<r>And don't forget about chicken...<br/> <br/> The farmers don't have any use for male chickens, so they kill all the baby cocks.<br/> <br/> Literally, cock after cock after cock after cock are thrown into the meat grinder.<br/> <br/> LITERALLY BUCKETS UPON BUCKETS OF GROUND UP BABY COCK MEAT! Kill...

Congrats!

 by pirate ¦  Thu Oct 19, 2017 12:03 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Congrats! ¦  Replies: 7 ¦  Views: 187

To MrCaca, for having the most posts of anyone for the day! Let’s all give him a big round of applause for this lifetime achievement award.

Hip hip, HOORAY!

Hip hip, HOORAY!!!

Hip hip, HOORAY!!!!!

Re: Roboduck

 by pirate ¦  Wed Oct 18, 2017 5:46 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Roboduck ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 171

Add me on xbl, byotch.

Re: Dating advice to you losers

 by pirate ¦  Tue Oct 17, 2017 10:22 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Dating advice to you losers ¦  Replies: 52 ¦  Views: 1501

It was supposed to be a nice restaurant, but they didn’t even offer Hormel canned corned beef. The waitress was really embarrassed and apologized profusely.

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