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Re: Random Thoughts Thread

 by pirate ¦  Sat Sep 23, 2017 12:49 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Random Thoughts Thread ¦  Replies: 1391 ¦  Views: 66363

Um I wasn't even there lol what are you talking about?
Someone played a really cruel prank on me then.

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

 by pirate ¦  Sat Sep 23, 2017 12:39 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Random Thoughts Thread ¦  Replies: 1391 ¦  Views: 66363

It was either him or you. It was a tough choice but, if those are my only choices, I'll kiss the dude.

Re: That Fag Cunnalingus.

 by pirate ¦  Sat Sep 23, 2017 12:34 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: That Fag Cunnalingus. ¦  Replies: 29 ¦  Views: 555

How sad must it be to be one of almostpathetic's sperm? You release into the other person's body cavity. Fighting against literally millions if not billions of sperm (when you account for the other dudes). You swim against all your competition and beat them...literally the first sperm to arrive, onl...

Re: Talking dirty

 by pirate ¦  Sat Sep 23, 2017 12:28 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Talking dirty ¦  Replies: 12 ¦  Views: 173

Last time I was at Walgreens picking up a prescription, the woman asked for my name. I was like "Anderson Silva." She looked at me and asked "Anderson Silva, as in Anderson 'the spider' Silva?" I said "yea." She didn't believe me and called the manager. Stupid bitch didn't recognize me because I had...

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

 by pirate ¦  Sat Sep 23, 2017 12:21 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Random Thoughts Thread ¦  Replies: 1391 ¦  Views: 66363

I'm not trying to prove anything. And yeah, obviously I'm not going to share my photos on a public forum. Honestly, I would feel comfortable showing my body photos if they were ones that really couldn't identify me, but I can guarantee if I posted them the retarded mods would see that as justificat...

Re: Super AIDS

 by pirate ¦  Sat Sep 23, 2017 12:17 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Super AIDS ¦  Replies: 20 ¦  Views: 319

I had a patient last week who was like 75 years old with several comorbidities, including AIDS. It's not the same disease it used to be. I could tell that she wanted to suck my cock pretty bad. She flirted with me and had that twinkle in her eye. She told me that her HIV count (or whatever the fuck ...

Re: Mom tells me I am special.

 by pirate ¦  Sat Sep 23, 2017 12:09 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Mom tells me I am special. ¦  Replies: 28 ¦  Views: 344

<r>The sad truth is that all of those girls are out of your guys' leagues. I'm gonna bring a bus full of downie bitches to the next EBW meet n' greet just so I can film you guys striking out.<br/> <br/> <SIZE size="85"><s>[size=85]</s><COLOR color="green"><s>[color=green]</s>Added in 3 minutes 37 se...

Re: So do we still need to build the wall?

 by pirate ¦  Fri Sep 22, 2017 11:59 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: So do we still need to build the wall? ¦  Replies: 22 ¦  Views: 245

LOL at thinking that anyone is going to let that moron build a wall that spans the entire country.

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

 by pirate ¦  Fri Sep 22, 2017 11:51 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Random Thoughts Thread ¦  Replies: 1391 ¦  Views: 66363

Got asked by another person to be their findom, but I think they might be a Paki so IDK if I could go through with it. Actually, they kinda look like a cute version of Hakik, so maybe he's "Italian". Also got some cute clothes today, but almost didn't because this guy was just standing next to me w...

Re: let's get something straight...

 by pirate ¦  Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:33 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: let's get something straight... ¦  Replies: 10 ¦  Views: 184

As a wealthy negro, I can attest to the fact that money brings happiness.

-Anderson Silva

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