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Re: First time you had sex.

 by pirate ¦  Sat Apr 21, 2018 1:13 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: First time you had sex. ¦  Replies: 32 ¦  Views: 658

The HMFIC.

Re: First time you had sex.

 by pirate ¦  Fri Apr 20, 2018 9:50 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: First time you had sex. ¦  Replies: 32 ¦  Views: 658

I was a paperboy until the year I was old enough to work at a grocery store. I worked my whole life, unlike you pokemon playing losers. Real talk, I’m a different breed of man than any of you. It’s why I’m a legend and the leader of this byotch. GFY,
Spider

Re: Anyone here served the armed forces?

 by pirate ¦  Sun Apr 15, 2018 1:14 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Anyone here served the armed forces? ¦  Replies: 85 ¦  Views: 1403

@cunnalingus are you playing tera?

Re: Anyone here served the armed forces?

 by pirate ¦  Sat Apr 14, 2018 10:42 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Anyone here served the armed forces? ¦  Replies: 85 ¦  Views: 1403

I downloaded tera. Not impressed. Been playing PUBG all the time.

Re: Anyone here served the armed forces?

 by pirate ¦  Sat Apr 14, 2018 9:37 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Anyone here served the armed forces? ¦  Replies: 85 ¦  Views: 1403

I was paid to teach jiu-jitsu to many special forces divisions. So in many ways, even though I was contracted, I did more than all you bitches that were knuckledraggers. What was your job? Oh, you drove a jeep....go fuck yourself. You fueled helicopters? Go fuck yourself. The people that made a diff...

Re: Eric Bauman is hiring

 by pirate ¦  Tue Apr 10, 2018 7:58 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Eric Bauman is hiring ¦  Replies: 21 ¦  Views: 467

LOL at anyone from EBW complaining about other people being a drain on society. Do America a favor and kill yourself.

Real talk,
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Re: Eric Bauman is hiring

 by pirate ¦  Tue Apr 10, 2018 1:26 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Eric Bauman is hiring ¦  Replies: 21 ¦  Views: 467

You guys know that I’m the boss of this byotch, right?

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Re: Demeter's Youtube Channel

 by pirate ¦  Sat Apr 07, 2018 7:53 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Demeter's Youtube Channel ¦  Replies: 87 ¦  Views: 1981

My definition of a retard is a person of normal development who chooses to act like a an ass wipe. Also people who think they are smart or know what's going on but actually are just so ignorant that they have no idea what they don't know. If you are over the age of 10, and you are making fun of peo...

Re: Demeter's Youtube Channel

 by pirate ¦  Fri Apr 06, 2018 10:03 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Demeter's Youtube Channel ¦  Replies: 87 ¦  Views: 1981

I was pretty sure that I was going to send you off the deep end. Like, I was wondeing “can I be held liable if this dummy kills himself?” You’re making good progress, padwan.

Re: Demeter's Youtube Channel

 by pirate ¦  Thu Apr 05, 2018 9:51 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Demeter's Youtube Channel ¦  Replies: 87 ¦  Views: 1981

I had to look it up to see if a dog even has a clitoris. You destroyed yourself with that sentence. No matter if dogs have a clitoris or not, you admitted to the level of desperation you felt to try to make a countercomment. I had just assumed that they had a clitoris because, you know, they’re mam...

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