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Re: I just got a text from solace

 by pirate ¦  Thu Nov 23, 2017 10:15 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I just got a text from solace ¦  Replies: 14 ¦  Views: 195

Solace was the man with the best avi ever. I wanted to shit on him a few times, but I respected the avi, so I spared him.

-Anderson

Re: eminem's new album leaked

 by pirate ¦  Mon Nov 20, 2017 8:39 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: eminem's new album leaked ¦  Replies: 44 ¦  Views: 626

As a black man, only I am qualified to rap or judge the legitemacy of the music. Also, all you crackers should really be asking me all the questions regarding everything black.

-G.O.A.T.

Re: African American Friday deals

 by pirate ¦  Mon Nov 20, 2017 8:23 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: African American Friday deals ¦  Replies: 81 ¦  Views: 1404

I have never had sex with another man. The most I’ve done is stick my long, hard dick into another man’s anus. But that was strictly educational, when I was teaching proper form and discipline to my jiu-jitsu students. Fool.

-Spider

Re: African American Friday deals

 by pirate ¦  Mon Nov 20, 2017 8:14 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: African American Friday deals ¦  Replies: 81 ¦  Views: 1404

Demeter wrote:
Mon Nov 20, 2017 2:40 pm
I have a nice figure and no rolls at all. All my fat goes to my hips, butt, cheeks, and boobs.
Bullshit. Body pics or STFU.

-Anderson Silva, boss of this byotch

Re: Who’s the shittiest forum guy?

 by pirate ¦  Sun Nov 19, 2017 9:46 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Who’s the shittiest forum guy? ¦  Replies: 85 ¦  Views: 1291

AngryGeriatric wrote:
Sun Nov 19, 2017 11:45 am
cunnalingus wrote:
Sat Nov 18, 2017 12:39 pm
I’m going to rape your mom
No you're not. I'm going to be her next husband and Kumacho's new stepdad.
You know that position comes with diddling rights, right?

Re: Annual income

 by pirate ¦  Sun Nov 19, 2017 8:59 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Annual income ¦  Replies: 107 ¦  Views: 1516

If making it in life was based on being a photoshop boss, AngryGeriatric would be Anderson Silva. Real talk.

-Spider

Re: Annual income

 by pirate ¦  Sun Nov 19, 2017 10:11 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Annual income ¦  Replies: 107 ¦  Views: 1516

Where do you work that people aren’t expected to show up on time? LOL

Re: Annual income

 by pirate ¦  Sun Nov 19, 2017 7:57 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Annual income ¦  Replies: 107 ¦  Views: 1516

I debated whether to put that last paragraph into my last post because casting judgment on other people’s perceptions could derail the direction that MrCaca was establishing with this wonderful thread. And, my last paragraph was obviously over the top inflammatory simply for the purpose of being inf...

Re: Annual income

 by pirate ¦  Sun Nov 19, 2017 1:49 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Annual income ¦  Replies: 107 ¦  Views: 1516

I broke $100k last year but I did it with overtime. I don’t feel like I am at a “good” income though. I am comfortable. I am not worried about the essentials of what I want: sailboat (moorage and constant repairs), occasional vacation trip, frequent toy or indulgence (xbox, rc plane, eating out all ...

Re: The Life of Brian

 by pirate ¦  Fri Nov 17, 2017 12:07 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: The Life of Brian ¦  Replies: 24 ¦  Views: 389

LOL at you old losers being nostalgic about the golden days. Hurry up and die.

Sincerely,
Anderson Silva

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