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Re: True story

 by pirate ¦  Fri Jul 28, 2017 1:07 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: True story ¦  Replies: 3 ¦  Views: 17

The truth is that I'm the best fighter of all time. If you don't believe me then just ask Joe Rogan. He is a UFC commentator and knows his MMA. People call me "the Spider."

Re: What do you need to do to get bant?

 by pirate ¦  Fri Jul 28, 2017 12:35 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: What do you need to do to get bant? ¦  Replies: 17 ¦  Views: 234

Hey guys, I had a talk with Demeter yesterday and the sad truth is that she is in the hospital. She was with her roommate and was talking about her veganistic opinions and he just snapped and beat the living shit out of her. It's sad, and we need to send our prayers. Bow your heads in prayer... Dear...

Re: Andurrson silva

 by pirate ¦  Wed Jul 26, 2017 9:46 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Andurrson silva ¦  Replies: 2 ¦  Views: 91

You're violating EBW TOS in the most serious terms. I will be talking to PPeanus about this. Enjoy your ban.

Re: While we are all enjoying the relative peace and quiet.

 by pirate ¦  Wed Jul 26, 2017 9:32 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: While we are all enjoying the relative peace and quiet. ¦  Replies: 2 ¦  Views: 65

I'm the boss of this place. Remember that.

Re: The reason why there are so many bad drivers now.

 by pirate ¦  Tue Jul 25, 2017 10:31 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: The reason why there are so many bad drivers now. ¦  Replies: 20 ¦  Views: 280

Lots of Chinese and other Asians are buying up property on the West coast. I don't know if this has to do with anything that we're talking about...

Re: at least Demeter isnt a feminist

 by pirate ¦  Mon Jul 24, 2017 10:20 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: at least Demeter isnt a feminist ¦  Replies: 41 ¦  Views: 445

any man who isn't is a beta. That doesn't even make sense. So, if a guy that wants women to have lesser degree of power, then he's a beta. But an alpha is the boss... The truth is that when a guy declares that he's a feminist then you should be suspicious. The truth is that he's probably the kind o...

Re: hey guys what are these called? idk the name.

 by pirate ¦  Sun Jul 23, 2017 9:06 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: hey guys what are these called? idk the name. ¦  Replies: 14 ¦  Views: 324

The closest you'll ever come to reproducing.

Why not just send a WalMart gift card instead of mailing all that shit. Dumb! 1. I doubt that they sell Hormel premium quality corned beef at Walmart. 2. You'd probably spend the money on a giant pretzel and a giant tub of crisco. 3. Don't criticize my philanthropic behavior. Beggers can't be choos...

Re: Why I took exception to Pirate.

 by pirate ¦  Sat Jul 22, 2017 10:34 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Why I took exception to Pirate. ¦  Replies: 12 ¦  Views: 264

Sometimes, when my patient (or his family) is a piece of shit or douchebag, I hold necessary medication. I usually chart it as having been given though, so that my behavior is untracable...that nurse was amateur. Still, I fully understand the situation. Thank you for bringing light to this scenario,...

I'm going to buy a 54' Oyster sailboat, an airplane, a house in Santa Cruz...and I'm going to send each and everyone on this forum a can of Hormel premium quality canned beef, an onion, a ricee cooker and a bag of rice. You'll need to buy some butter to saute the onion in, since it doesn't mail very...

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