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Re: President Trump's Fake News Awards

 by pirate ¦  Thu Jan 18, 2018 10:51 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: President Trump's Fake News Awards ¦  Replies: 24 ¦  Views: 324

You’re all fucked when shit goes downhill...but i have a sailboat.

Re: Native Americans?

 by pirate ¦  Thu Jan 18, 2018 10:41 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Native Americans? ¦  Replies: 44 ¦  Views: 549

I heard that some bitch once almost died from taking an extra dose of metoprolol. GOD DAMN that guy must be a pussy.

Real talk,
Spider

P.S. “like, woah, I’m so fucked up on 325mg Tylenol.”

Re: Pre-Cum Froth

 by pirate ¦  Thu Jan 18, 2018 10:20 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Pre-Cum Froth ¦  Replies: 10 ¦  Views: 119

They do love those selfie sticks doe.

Re: Pirate Are You Here? You Were In One Of My Dreams Last Night.

 by pirate ¦  Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:13 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Pirate Are You Here? You Were In One Of My Dreams Last Night. ¦  Replies: 5 ¦  Views: 156

You sluts talk a lot of shit because you know that I’d crush you in the Octagon. I WOULD FUCKING CRUSH YOU!!!

-G.O.A.T.

Re: IM TOO LATE!!

 by pirate ¦  Mon Jan 15, 2018 9:31 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: IM TOO LATE!! ¦  Replies: 31 ¦  Views: 544

HolidayFriday wrote:
Sun Jan 14, 2018 5:40 pm
cunnalingus wrote:
Sun Jan 14, 2018 4:46 pm
HolidayFriday wrote:
Sun Jan 14, 2018 2:14 pm
Pirate would make a fairly decent vegan.
Well he is gay and that’s 99% of veganism, the other 1% is eating no meat.
I think you missed the blind idiotic rudeness requirement. It's got to be around 40% of the thing.
Those figures don’t add up (you dumb bitch).

Your friend,
Spider

Re: IM TOO LATE!!

 by pirate ¦  Sun Jan 14, 2018 2:06 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: IM TOO LATE!! ¦  Replies: 31 ¦  Views: 544

Americans balk at the idea of bidets. They’d literally rather smear shit around their ass with paper than to wash it clean. I think that sums up our standards of cleanliness as a culture right there. FUCKING SAVAGES. Realtalk,

Spider

Re: What’s this in the mail?

 by pirate ¦  Thu Jan 11, 2018 6:09 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: What’s this in the mail? ¦  Replies: 40 ¦  Views: 609

They pay me to talk like that, you dumb bitch. You believe anything that comes out of that box in front of you. Derrrrrrrrrr!!!!

Re: What’s this in the mail?

 by pirate ¦  Thu Jan 11, 2018 1:36 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: What’s this in the mail? ¦  Replies: 40 ¦  Views: 609

AngryGeriatric wrote:
Thu Jan 11, 2018 1:32 pm
pirate wrote:
Thu Jan 11, 2018 1:31 pm
LOL at this dumb BITCH thinking that a man can only have one house. Poor people can only think in poor terms.

GFY,
Spider
Refrigerator boxes can be found all over the country.
How about you climb in to one, shut the door, and take a long nap?

RT,
Spider

Re: What’s this in the mail?

 by pirate ¦  Thu Jan 11, 2018 1:31 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: What’s this in the mail? ¦  Replies: 40 ¦  Views: 609

HolidayFriday wrote:
Wed Jan 10, 2018 6:56 pm
I wouldn't pay too much attention to him. The derp didn't even take the time to find out that Anderson Silva lives in Palos Verdes, California. :lol:
LOL at this dumb BITCH thinking that a man can only have one house. Poor people can only think in poor terms.

GFY,
Spider

What’s this in the mail?

 by pirate ¦  Wed Jan 10, 2018 5:45 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: What’s this in the mail? ¦  Replies: 40 ¦  Views: 609

So you might be confused about that notification you either received or are about to receive in the mail. So, PPeanus and I decided to weed out some of you bitches. We’ve sent out notice about lab draws and we’re going to be testing your blood to determine whether you’ve had “Anderson Silva’s world ...

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