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Re: Random Thoughts Thread

 by pirate ¦  Mon Sep 18, 2017 11:15 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Random Thoughts Thread ¦  Replies: 1342 ¦  Views: 64512

Nobody on Earth would tolerate your personality IRL if you didn't have tits. Fact.

Re: Comments

 by pirate ¦  Mon Sep 18, 2017 11:03 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Comments ¦  Replies: 31 ¦  Views: 430

I enjoyed the faster, more temporary comment style of front page. It was more hostile, more funny, silly, in the moment. Waiting 30 seconds to reply. Realizing that everyone ditched you and went to the new feature. We didnt have the same type of censorship. Just a couple derogatory slurs or so as a ...

Re: Would you rather ....

 by pirate ¦  Mon Sep 18, 2017 10:42 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Would you rather .... ¦  Replies: 21 ¦  Views: 289

I find it deeply disturbing you included me in your little sexual fantasy. Sponge baths are not sexual. It's all about good hygiene. Now you guys gotta choose one or the other. Apparently you have never given me a sponge bath or spoken to the nurses who have. I make it a point to turn it sexual. Bu...

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

 by pirate ¦  Mon Sep 18, 2017 10:35 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Random Thoughts Thread ¦  Replies: 1342 ¦  Views: 64512

You met them today and already consider them friends? You're a trainwreck.

Re: If I meet anyone here in real life

 by pirate ¦  Sat Sep 16, 2017 9:26 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: If I meet anyone here in real life ¦  Replies: 24 ¦  Views: 501

Real talk doe. An EBW meet n greet would be a pretty sad event. Bunch of people sitting around a table, a few pitchers of beer, everyone looking down at their phones.

Re: If I meet anyone here in real life

 by pirate ¦  Fri Sep 15, 2017 11:21 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: If I meet anyone here in real life ¦  Replies: 24 ¦  Views: 501

Demeter wrote:
Fri Sep 15, 2017 10:51 pm
Yeah, you're all gonna be so embarrassed when you see that I'm not fat and my tits are perky af and my biceps are bigger than yours.
There's no way you're leaving your room to socialize with anyone.

Re: If I meet anyone here in real life

 by pirate ¦  Fri Sep 15, 2017 10:39 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: If I meet anyone here in real life ¦  Replies: 24 ¦  Views: 501

I'm legit going to stun all of you when you doubting bitches learn that I am the real Anderson Silva. You're going to want to take pictures with me and have me sign shit for you and your loser familyl. Go fuck yourselves. I'll take my picture with MrCaca, because he's cool. I will teach you some Jiu...

Re: Who else hates California?

 by pirate ¦  Fri Sep 15, 2017 10:05 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Who else hates California? ¦  Replies: 22 ¦  Views: 311

Arch your back, breath out and relax....there you go...hold right there, grasshopper.

Re: Who else hates California?

 by pirate ¦  Fri Sep 15, 2017 9:30 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Who else hates California? ¦  Replies: 22 ¦  Views: 311

As a blackbelt in Jiu-Jitsu I do not ever have to get buttfucked. And no, I don't like it. I've already explained to you that the only anal sex that I've experienced is during grappling and jiu-jitsu practice in order to ensure proper form and discipline. I do it to teach, I never cum, and it is not...

Re: Who else hates California?

 by pirate ¦  Fri Sep 15, 2017 9:19 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Who else hates California? ¦  Replies: 22 ¦  Views: 311

I love California. San Diego and SF were great places to live. So sunny, warm, beautiful. People are happy there. You're all a bunch of bitches. I'm glad you enjoy the shithole you live in. Cockroaches. Real talk.

-Spider

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