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Re: Who’s the shittiest forum guy?

 by pirate ¦  Sun Nov 19, 2017 9:46 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Who’s the shittiest forum guy? ¦  Replies: 82 ¦  Views: 925

AngryGeriatric wrote:
Sun Nov 19, 2017 11:45 am
cunnalingus wrote:
Sat Nov 18, 2017 12:39 pm
I’m going to rape your mom
No you're not. I'm going to be her next husband and Kumacho's new stepdad.
You know that position comes with diddling rights, right?

Re: Annual income

 by pirate ¦  Sun Nov 19, 2017 8:59 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Annual income ¦  Replies: 71 ¦  Views: 698

If making it in life was based on being a photoshop boss, AngryGeriatric would be Anderson Silva. Real talk.

-Spider

Re: Annual income

 by pirate ¦  Sun Nov 19, 2017 10:11 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Annual income ¦  Replies: 71 ¦  Views: 698

Where do you work that people aren’t expected to show up on time? LOL

Re: Annual income

 by pirate ¦  Sun Nov 19, 2017 7:57 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Annual income ¦  Replies: 71 ¦  Views: 698

I debated whether to put that last paragraph into my last post because casting judgment on other people’s perceptions could derail the direction that MrCaca was establishing with this wonderful thread. And, my last paragraph was obviously over the top inflammatory simply for the purpose of being inf...

Re: Annual income

 by pirate ¦  Sun Nov 19, 2017 1:49 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Annual income ¦  Replies: 71 ¦  Views: 698

I broke $100k last year but I did it with overtime. I don’t feel like I am at a “good” income though. I am comfortable. I am not worried about the essentials of what I want: sailboat (moorage and constant repairs), occasional vacation trip, frequent toy or indulgence (xbox, rc plane, eating out all ...

Re: The Life of Brian

 by pirate ¦  Fri Nov 17, 2017 12:07 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: The Life of Brian ¦  Replies: 24 ¦  Views: 281

LOL at you old losers being nostalgic about the golden days. Hurry up and die.

Sincerely,
Anderson Silva

Re: Call of Duty: Cucked Warfare

 by pirate ¦  Thu Nov 16, 2017 11:58 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Call of Duty: Cucked Warfare ¦  Replies: 18 ¦  Views: 190

Mrs Q,
You play it on xbox1? I only play multiplayer, hardcore. HMU, byotch.

-Spider

Re: Duke graduates.

 by pirate ¦  Wed Nov 15, 2017 10:59 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Duke graduates. ¦  Replies: 41 ¦  Views: 511

<r>You have to get it out of the can to eat it, fool! But oh do I ever wish they would. Can you imagine how delicious the crab would be that spent weeks or months dining on Hormel canned corned beef? That crab meat would sell for thousands of dollars per pound. It’s a great idea, old man.<br/> <br/>...

Re: Duke graduates.

 by pirate ¦  Wed Nov 15, 2017 10:39 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Duke graduates. ¦  Replies: 41 ¦  Views: 511

First of all, that’s not a sailboat. Second of all, I would never stockpile so many precious cans in one location. What happens if the boat sunk? Like every smart investor, I diversify my assets into many different locations. You sluts are gonna be jelly someday, believe me! -Anderson RN, boss of th...

Re: Duke graduates.

 by pirate ¦  Wed Nov 15, 2017 10:00 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Duke graduates. ¦  Replies: 41 ¦  Views: 511

Best place to put “paint buckets” is at the bottom of the Puget Sound. But you have to own a boat, and you’re poor, so do what you gotta do bro.

-Spider

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