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Re: How to be cool on the forum

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:52 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: How to be cool on the forum ¦  Replies: 19 ¦  Views: 132

Members have been banned in the past for starting silly ass threads like this. But that was before the front page swamp dwellers arrived. All is lost I fear.

Re: Would you eat it?

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Fri Nov 17, 2017 1:56 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Would you eat it? ¦  Replies: 5 ¦  Views: 64

If you're an Amazon Prime member you get a butt load of discounts from Squatty Potty (sorry 'bout the pun). I just adore my new plunger.

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Re: Who’s the shittiest forum guy?

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Thu Nov 16, 2017 4:09 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Who’s the shittiest forum guy? ¦  Replies: 75 ¦  Views: 666

Remember when Eds wrote “but know I’m thinking” instead of “but now I’m thinking”? What a dildo!! I mean, I learned the difference between their, there, and they’re in 1st grade. I didn’t realize there was some unfortunate inbred retards that didn’t know the difference between now and know!! That’s...

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Thu Nov 16, 2017 3:55 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Random Thoughts Thread ¦  Replies: 1827 ¦  Views: 92140

You do what you have to do to survive. I remember when daddy would come home with a pocketful of worms so we had some protein in our slurry.

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Thu Nov 16, 2017 3:48 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Random Thoughts Thread ¦  Replies: 1827 ¦  Views: 92140

Tartare is for pussies. I like my raw meat fresh off the highway.

Re: The Life of Brian

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Thu Nov 16, 2017 3:22 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: The Life of Brian ¦  Replies: 24 ¦  Views: 235

They don't make comedy like that anymore. You have have to wonder why Jews and Christians didn't riot over The Python making a comedy about their religions. They treated the ancient Romans somewhat poorly as well.

Re: Who’s the shittiest forum guy?

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Thu Nov 16, 2017 3:12 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Who’s the shittiest forum guy? ¦  Replies: 75 ¦  Views: 666

joecaca wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 3:09 pm
What's with southern hicks and religion doe?
What's with people who use doe and the end of every sentence doe?

Re: One more reason to eat meat.

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Thu Nov 16, 2017 3:06 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: One more reason to eat meat. ¦  Replies: 6 ¦  Views: 143

Why do the sesame seeds have legs?

Re: Who’s the shittiest forum guy?

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Thu Nov 16, 2017 3:02 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Who’s the shittiest forum guy? ¦  Replies: 75 ¦  Views: 666

cunnalingus wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 2:35 pm
*holds up mirror*
Sees self, deletes account and never comes back.

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Thu Nov 16, 2017 2:56 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Random Thoughts Thread ¦  Replies: 1827 ¦  Views: 92140

I've never had a hot pocket, I was responding to what should demeter eat. That's an interesting choice of hot pocket you chose though, do all fat dudes think about unhealthy food combinations like that? No I just like to browse the dessert menu while I enjoy my postprandial cigar. I can't eat the s...

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