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Re: Just a quick reminder.

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Tue Feb 20, 2018 5:24 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Just a quick reminder. ¦  Replies: 28 ¦  Views: 218

mrhotdogjeans wrote:
Tue Feb 20, 2018 5:16 pm
Do canadians have signs that warn you to avoid eskimo turds?
Simple answer yes they have warning signs, You don't want to come into contact with Eskimo turds or moose turds unless you've been previously vaccinated hopefully more than once.

HolidayFriday wrote:
Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:51 pm
Now that I would Nair down myself. :lol:
Good luck with that you have to be a high level Hollywood mogul if you want some of that. Harvey Weinstein much amigo?

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:49 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Random Thoughts Thread ¦  Replies: 2339 ¦  Views: 148825

HolidayFriday wrote:
Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:37 pm


That's funny - Joseph Smith said something similar. Maybe it's a revelation of sorts.
Well when you can have as many wives as you want why not go for the young ones? They're bound to last longer than some old biddy with saggy tits.

Re: The Post Whatever You Want Thread

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:38 pm ¦  Forum: Pictures ¦  Topic: The Post Whatever You Want Thread ¦  Replies: 1205 ¦  Views: 109027

HolidayFriday wrote:
Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:32 pm
lemmiwinx wrote:
Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:28 pm
HolidayFriday wrote:
Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:20 pm


You should give her a good shave, at least.
She'll shave herself or get put out on the street with the trash. We have rules where I live.
It puts the Nair on it's skin lol
That's the basic plan. No reason it can't work out for the best.

Re: The Post Whatever You Want Thread

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:28 pm ¦  Forum: Pictures ¦  Topic: The Post Whatever You Want Thread ¦  Replies: 1205 ¦  Views: 109027

Leah Jorgensen, 33, has polycystic ovary syndrome, which can cause abnormal, male-pattern hair growth! http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/02/20/19/4968FD0700000578-5414143-Labeled_a_man_From_the_age_of_14_she_was_branded_a_man_by_bullie-a-3_1519156452804.jpg Nice hair and teeth. I could see tak...

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:21 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Random Thoughts Thread ¦  Replies: 2339 ¦  Views: 148825

enough le reddit for me today women's vaginas "mold themselves" to the shape of a partner's penis--which is why larger ones "ruin" it for the rest of the average schlubs like him the vagina "absorbs the essence" of prior partners, which either means her personality will be all distorted from multip...

Re: Just a quick reminder.

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Tue Feb 20, 2018 3:49 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Just a quick reminder. ¦  Replies: 28 ¦  Views: 218

When my mom went to Ottawa for a conference on fat acceptance she brought back some Tim Horton's donuts. They were OK I guess. I think she ate all the better ones and just gave me the kinds that she decided she didn't like. Sometimes a Tim Hortons donut is just a donut. Que sera sera mis amigos. Th...

Re: It's time for us to settle things

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Tue Feb 20, 2018 3:35 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: It's time for us to settle things ¦  Replies: 8 ¦  Views: 107

There is a lot of hostility on the forums between various people and I say it's time to do something about it. I say we settle everything with a Chinese downhill. Fifty dollars per person, first one to the bottom of the mountain takes it all. $50 is a lot of money for an Uber slash Lyft driver who ...

Re: Is it weird that I sleep with a dildo in my butt?

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Tue Feb 20, 2018 3:24 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Is it weird that I sleep with a dildo in my butt? ¦  Replies: 12 ¦  Views: 175

What's weird to me is how "poor" people have the discretionary income to purchase sex aids and shove them up who knows where then brag about it on the internet. If you're that fucking poor why aren't out looking for a job? I didn't buy it, I found it in my neighbors trash can. That's okay then garb...

Re: Just a quick reminder.

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Tue Feb 20, 2018 2:58 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Just a quick reminder. ¦  Replies: 28 ¦  Views: 218

Now now not all Vietnam draft dodgers who fled to Canada were gay. Just most of 'em that's all.

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