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Re: My anus itches also

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Thu Jul 19, 2018 2:32 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: My anus itches also ¦  Replies: 3 ¦  Views: 87

All of sudden the anal freaks are trying a takeover. This crap shall not stand as long as brave Americans continue to sacrifice their sacred honor for gay leftist Jesus and his minions. I hear Facebook is deleting all posts with "Jesus" in the title.

Re: My testicle itches

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Thu Jul 19, 2018 1:42 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: My testicle itches ¦  Replies: 8 ¦  Views: 174

Sounds like you have crabs my friend. You need to rub a good malt whisky and then some sand on your balls. It doesn't kill them but they get drunk on the whisky and throw rocks at each other. Works every time for me.

Re: How to defeat a succubus.

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Tue Jul 17, 2018 5:39 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: How to defeat a succubus. ¦  Replies: 26 ¦  Views: 372

The soundtrack alone should earn this an Emmy award.

Re: Post Your Politicuck Pictures Here

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Tue Jul 17, 2018 5:22 pm ¦  Forum: Pictures ¦  Topic: Post Your Politicuck Pictures Here ¦  Replies: 49 ¦  Views: 739

Is she carrying his golf clubs? Well played Mr. President.

Re: How to defeat a succubus.

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Tue Jul 17, 2018 4:01 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: How to defeat a succubus. ¦  Replies: 26 ¦  Views: 372

Trump-Brexit is the answer to all our problems as It was prophesied in the Holy Koran and the Federalist Papers. People don't read enough any more except when they're driving down the road at 55 mph.

Re: ********* EBWF NEWS ALERT ************

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Tue Jul 17, 2018 8:39 am ¦  Forum: News & Current Events ¦  Topic: ********* EBWF NEWS ALERT ************ ¦  Replies: 363 ¦  Views: 28796

I hated Trump before I liked him but you know when they 24/7 blast the guy with fake news don't expect to see his approval numbers get over 50%.

Ever.

Re: I have a little question

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Mon Jul 16, 2018 2:30 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I have a little question ¦  Replies: 16 ¦  Views: 277

Kumacho wrote:
Mon Jul 16, 2018 2:19 pm
Bureau of Land Management

It was that before any minority stole it.
The Bureau of Land Management was created in 1948 under Harry Truman. What a bunch of liberal pussies.

Re: Russian cock

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Mon Jul 16, 2018 1:21 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Russian cock ¦  Replies: 7 ¦  Views: 111

I'm sure Trump is getting a face full from Putin about now in Helsinki. What a joke that guy.

Re: Temperatures?

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Mon Jul 16, 2018 12:07 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Temperatures? ¦  Replies: 155 ¦  Views: 2337

Fact: It's very nice where I live (75F at noon) and birds aren't falling out of the sky due to planet wide warming. You think they may have oversold global warming as a rallying point? It's 142F where I am and the grounds are littered with bird carcasses. I just walked outside and my hair ignited. ...

Re: Temperatures?

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Mon Jul 16, 2018 9:14 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Temperatures? ¦  Replies: 155 ¦  Views: 2337

Fact: It's very nice where I live (75F at noon) and birds aren't falling out of the sky due to planet wide warming. You think they may have oversold global warming as a rallying point?

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