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I was always forgetting who I was and having to explain to people why I was acting so strange. Then I discovered Super Beets and now chicks are lining up down the street and around the block to get a piece of me. Just google it you'll be glad you did. And so will she!!!!

Or as they say today Bitch from the North Country.

I've been fat shamed so much here it doesn't bother me any more. Especially since my hematologist keeps beating me over the head about I need to put on some lbs or she's going to have to notify my next of kin. Really? You mean like you retired 16 years ago and have been living off your retirement e...

I've been fat shamed so much here it doesn't bother me any more. Especially since my hematologist keeps beating me over the head about I need to put on some lbs or she's going to have to notify my next of kin.

I could never fill out a t-shirt like Hugo Reyes as portrayed by actor Jorge Garcia.

He looks like that Hurley character from Lost. Right?

Tidy Bowl man used to fuck my mom's ass when my dad was at work and I was in school. Not that there's anything wrong with that just thought I'd mention it.

I see Bush caused the eight years of doom and gloom under Obama and just when things were turning around Donald Trump got elected. Funny how that happened isn't it? People aren't stupid that's why Democrats are losing elections.

Wonder why Paul Allen's death didn't get much attention in the media? I mean if Oprah died all the news channels would be in 24/7 mourning over her for days. I bet Paul Allen could have bought and sold her many times over.