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Those FAKE Vaginas!!!

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sat Mar 23, 2019 10:24 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Those FAKE Vaginas!!! ¦  Replies: 0 ¦  Views: 22

I once fucked a guy with a fake vagina. I'm not gay or anything and I was pretty fucked up or I never would've done it. Be careful out there.

Re: FoxNews' Shep Smith accused of sexual harassment

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sat Mar 23, 2019 10:12 am ¦  Forum: Movies & TV ¦  Topic: FoxNews' Shep Smith accused of sexual harassment ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 65

I don't know of any porta potties near me and I would never think of using one even if there were any. Nearly all soccer fields have them around because of the space fields take up. Poor places don't have soccer fields in their parks, so you not having any checks out. Now lets get back to the point...

Re: FoxNews' Shep Smith accused of sexual harassment

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sat Mar 23, 2019 9:36 am ¦  Forum: Movies & TV ¦  Topic: FoxNews' Shep Smith accused of sexual harassment ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 65

This coming from the guy who recommended "peeing" in the middle of a public park where kids play. I can usually find a tree big enough to hide my weenie from prying eyes like yours while I take a piss in the park. It's called answering the call of nature. Hmm, when there are perfectly good restroom...

Re: FoxNews' Shep Smith accused of sexual harassment

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sat Mar 23, 2019 8:25 am ¦  Forum: Movies & TV ¦  Topic: FoxNews' Shep Smith accused of sexual harassment ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 65

almostapathetic wrote:
Sat Mar 23, 2019 8:22 am
This coming from the guy who recommended "peeing" in the middle of a public park where kids play.
I can usually find a tree big enough to hide my weenie from prying eyes like yours while I take a piss in the park. It's called answering the call of nature.

Re: FoxNews' Shep Smith accused of sexual harassment

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sat Mar 23, 2019 8:15 am ¦  Forum: Movies & TV ¦  Topic: FoxNews' Shep Smith accused of sexual harassment ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 65

You always seem to have a pedo stalker story to relate to us. Are these fact based stories from your childhood are do you completely make them up?

FoxNews' Shep Smith accused of sexual harassment

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sat Mar 23, 2019 6:34 am ¦  Forum: Movies & TV ¦  Topic: FoxNews' Shep Smith accused of sexual harassment ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 65

By another guy but no surprise there. How did they ever hire him in the first place?
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Re: Mueller Report

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sat Mar 23, 2019 6:06 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Mueller Report ¦  Replies: 3 ¦  Views: 43

Two years and millions of $$$ later and all we get is Manafort indicted for crimes before he ever worked for Trump and shyster lawyer Cohen going to jail for being a typical sleezebag lawyer? I want my tax money and time paying attention to this shit back.

Re: What are you listening to?

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Fri Mar 22, 2019 3:56 pm ¦  Forum: Music ¦  Topic: What are you listening to? ¦  Replies: 1237 ¦  Views: 251143

Holy crap it's the Carpenters! Besame mucho compadres.





^ fuck that was good solid gold any way you look at it

Re: The Post Whatever You Want Thread: part 3

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Fri Mar 22, 2019 3:31 pm ¦  Forum: Pictures ¦  Topic: The Post Whatever You Want Thread: part 3 ¦  Replies: 263 ¦  Views: 87382

My best guess is that the Rotary Club was made up of mostly black members and they never considered that their own billboard would be a distraction to drivers.

Re: printer support number,1-800-436-6070,printer support

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Fri Mar 22, 2019 3:17 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: printer support number,1-800-436-6070,printer support ¦  Replies: 2 ¦  Views: 85

If it's an HP printer the company specs say throw it in the garbage and buy an Epson. Save yourself the time and trouble of trying to get an HP to operate as promised.

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