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Re: My Keurig machine is fucked up

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:05 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: My Keurig machine is fucked up ¦  Replies: 31 ¦  Views: 296

It's likely Herman Goring and other Nazis that haunt your coffee maker. The Nazis couldn't brew a decent pot of coffee if it killed 'em then the Jews sold them this Keurig crap and they had to deal with it.

Re: Thread for cat lovers.

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:50 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Thread for cat lovers. ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 196

^ sombodie did a photoshop but point taken

Re: My Keurig machine is fucked up

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:38 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: My Keurig machine is fucked up ¦  Replies: 31 ¦  Views: 296

mrhotdogjeans wrote:
Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:30 pm
I know I say this a lot but, did you try peeing in it? you'd be surprised how helpful that can be in certain situations.
I can say from personal experience peeing in it is no better than a vinegar wash. Save your pee for a better cause.

Re: My Keurig machine is fucked up

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:21 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: My Keurig machine is fucked up ¦  Replies: 31 ¦  Views: 296

joecaca wrote:
Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:16 pm
I've had this problem. You need to turn it off and back on again.
That's like the polite way of saying suck its dick but thanks for putting it out there anyways jewcaca.

Re: Thread for cat lovers.

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:16 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Thread for cat lovers. ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 196

Purple_Roundy wrote:
Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:06 pm
That's some serial killer shit right there man.

Actually most big game hunters will go for the clean kill with little or no suffering.
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Re: Game of Thrones is coming back any day now right?

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:08 pm ¦  Forum: Pictures ¦  Topic: Game of Thrones is coming back any day now right? ¦  Replies: 4 ¦  Views: 1230

elenanabale wrote:
Thu Jan 18, 2018 1:49 am
hahahaha great pic dude... epic :lol: :lol: :lol:
Pretty damn good for a first post! Who helped you with it?

Re: My Keurig machine is fucked up

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Thu Jan 18, 2018 2:31 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: My Keurig machine is fucked up ¦  Replies: 31 ¦  Views: 296

The whole deal about Keurig was and is that hotels and motels are able to reduce kitchen staff because their "guests" are now forced to make their own fucking coffee for Christ's sake!

Re: My Keurig machine is fucked up

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Thu Jan 18, 2018 1:36 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: My Keurig machine is fucked up ¦  Replies: 31 ¦  Views: 296

cunnalingus wrote:
Thu Jan 18, 2018 1:27 pm
Have you even read the keurig manual? It says you need to use ice cubes that have been melted down to a liquid first.
You're talking about transmutation of elements and as we all know that's poppycock. Not even Al Gore believes in it.

Re: My Keurig machine is fucked up

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Thu Jan 18, 2018 1:05 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: My Keurig machine is fucked up ¦  Replies: 31 ¦  Views: 296

Sounds like your H20 sensor is malfunctioning. I agree with Tim you need to suck its dick.

(note to self: invent coffee machine that sucks its own dick)

Re: Demeter's Squirt Pillow

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Wed Jan 17, 2018 6:45 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Demeter's Squirt Pillow ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 227

She drops 90 lbs and sticks to the same game plan she could be a millionaire by June or July easy.

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