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Mueller and his swamp rats don't have anything or it would've been leaked long ago. Better chance of Michael Moore joining weight watchers than Trump being impeached if you ask me. It's still fun to watch though.

Re: Got Eeem

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sat Dec 08, 2018 9:55 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Got Eeem ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 2524

So much for my plans to retire to Costa Rica. I hear Belize is pretty nice though.

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 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sat Dec 08, 2018 9:45 am ¦  Forum: News & Current Events ¦  Topic: ********* EBWF NEWS ALERT ************ ¦  Replies: 708 ¦  Views: 61826

The Clinton foundation was always their private little playground. How you think they got filthy rich when they were so dirt poor they had to steal the silverware on their way out of the White House in 2000.

I like how they only identify the attacker as Ali R. so as to protect his identity. Wouldn't want him being put on a no fly list or anything like that would we?

How does this make any sense and when are people going to wake up? https://www.nationalreview.com/news/academic-stabbed-to-death-for-insulting-mohammed-during-lecture/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=Crowe&fbclid=IwAR2j5gvOFCiJDxX5FCbfwVckU3_ZSpLRRcEUlNWZP6BQyK8lbM-nD44_BeM https:...

Re: Got Eeem

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sat Dec 08, 2018 7:57 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Got Eeem ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 2524

Never rob a store with a gun unless you're prepared to get shot and possibly die right there. The next cleanup on aisle three just might be you.

Re: Story Time

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sat Dec 08, 2018 7:48 am ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Story Time ¦  Replies: 25 ¦  Views: 3823

Did I mention the Mexicans? We lived in kind of a border area and our parents always warned us about them. You can't be too careful when it comes down to ethnicity.

Re: Premium Plus

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sat Dec 08, 2018 7:38 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Premium Plus ¦  Replies: 6 ¦  Views: 910

I've never chipped any teeth on my mom's vibrators. I threw 'em all in the garbage when I kicked her lezzie lover out of the house after she died.

Re: Premium Plus

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sat Dec 08, 2018 7:21 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Premium Plus ¦  Replies: 6 ¦  Views: 910

My truck was designed to run on regular. Why should I pay extra for premium?

Re: Story Time

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sat Dec 08, 2018 7:14 am ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Story Time ¦  Replies: 25 ¦  Views: 3823

One of my earliest childhood memories is going to the county fair with my older brothers and sisters. OMG! We loved the corn dogs and cotton candy. Our parents would let us go off on our own because this was well before the age of serial killers and child rapists.

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