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Re: Christmas wish

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 2:46 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Christmas wish ¦  Replies: 14 ¦  Views: 156

You can easily find them on Amazon and other sites - lubricants cost extra.

Re: Marine Gets Cucked

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 2:35 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Marine Gets Cucked ¦  Replies: 6 ¦  Views: 29

Holy crap she likes 'em big and stupid, who knew? Personally I wouldn't take her back if she begged me. If she was cheating on me with an all-pro quarterback that would be a different matter.

Re: ********* EBWF NEWS ALERT ************

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 2:12 pm ¦  Forum: News & Current Events ¦  Topic: ********* EBWF NEWS ALERT ************ ¦  Replies: 53 ¦  Views: 3846

HolidayFriday wrote:
Sun Dec 17, 2017 1:48 pm
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More collusion between Trump and Putin. Will it never end?

Re: Christmas wish

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 10:13 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Christmas wish ¦  Replies: 14 ¦  Views: 156

I'm pretending I'm a Jew this year so I don't have to put up decorations or wish people Merry Christmas.

Re: What are you listening to?

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 8:34 am ¦  Forum: Music ¦  Topic: What are you listening to? ¦  Replies: 428 ¦  Views: 47434

Linda could belt out a song all right. And a sexy little love kitten as well before she got fat.

Re: Only 18 boobs away from Christmas!

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 8:27 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Only 18 boobs away from Christmas! ¦  Replies: 11 ¦  Views: 182

edsbrian wrote:
Sun Dec 17, 2017 8:22 am
lemmiwinx wrote:
Sat Dec 16, 2017 1:47 pm
Tracking the wild lemmiwinx across a snowy field. He is easily identified by the distinctive penis shaped trail he leaves.

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It's not easy being me. I have to get ball massages at night or I become sterile.

Re: What are you listening to?

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 8:20 am ¦  Forum: Music ¦  Topic: What are you listening to? ¦  Replies: 428 ¦  Views: 47434

She spells Carole with an 'e' on the end.

Re: What are you listening to?

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 7:54 am ¦  Forum: Music ¦  Topic: What are you listening to? ¦  Replies: 428 ¦  Views: 47434

Carly Simon folks. She never had to play the slut to get noticed.

Re: Still getting nagged to turn off Ad blockers

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 7:30 am ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: Still getting nagged to turn off Ad blockers ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 164

Assuming you've sucked its dick already I'd suggest doing so again and with more feeling this time. Try to make eye contact that helps a bunch.

Re: What are you listening to?

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 6:38 am ¦  Forum: Music ¦  Topic: What are you listening to? ¦  Replies: 428 ¦  Views: 47434

I was just saying how we need more female country singers who can't sing and try to appeal to gay cowboys.

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