They are showing up more in the west and I'm not cool with it. You ching chong's aren't fooling me, I know what you're up too. Stop it
Barney was the Richard Simmons of dinosaurs.
I need to stop masturbating in my underwear. It leaves these nasty yellow stains on them and the only thing that works is bleach. But unfortunately the bleach also destroys the fabric lining around the waste and they start to fall apart.
Whenever the lady highlights my order number on the receipt. When people forget to flush that turd when you gotta shit. When its in a shady location and you know you'll get jumped. When they put a password on their wifi network. When the new guy at the register fucks up your order. When they never f...