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Re: An amazing realization I just had

 by mrhotdogjeans ¦  Thu Oct 19, 2017 7:59 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: An amazing realization I just had ¦  Replies: 13 ¦  Views: 140

You need one of these.

Re: shit stained whitey tighteys

 by mrhotdogjeans ¦  Thu Oct 19, 2017 7:56 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: shit stained whitey tighteys ¦  Replies: 10 ¦  Views: 99

I need to stop masturbating in my underwear. It leaves these nasty yellow stains on them and the only thing that works is bleach. But unfortunately the bleach also destroys the fabric lining around the waste and they start to fall apart.

Things I hate about fast food resturants.

 by mrhotdogjeans ¦  Wed Oct 18, 2017 11:25 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Things I hate about fast food resturants. ¦  Replies: 5 ¦  Views: 89

Whenever the lady highlights my order number on the receipt. When people forget to flush that turd when you gotta shit. When its in a shady location and you know you'll get jumped. When they put a password on their wifi network. When the new guy at the register fucks up your order. When they never f...

Re: Roboduck

 by mrhotdogjeans ¦  Wed Oct 18, 2017 10:39 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Roboduck ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 132

Probably got married to some succubus holding him down making him get a job and shit. fuck life man

Re: Dating advice to you losers

 by mrhotdogjeans ¦  Tue Oct 17, 2017 11:33 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Dating advice to you losers ¦  Replies: 52 ¦  Views: 1061

you could have best of both worlds. nothing wrong about a girl that drops off pringle can sized dumps.
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Re: Dating advice to you losers

 by mrhotdogjeans ¦  Tue Oct 17, 2017 10:31 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Dating advice to you losers ¦  Replies: 52 ¦  Views: 1061

<r>yea...I'm sure she's really upset up about the whole ordeal. <E>:roll:</E><br/> <br/> <SIZE size="85"><s>[size=85]</s><COLOR color="green"><s>[color=green]</s>Added in 6 minutes 16 seconds:<e>[/color]</e></COLOR><e>[/size]</e></SIZE><br/> take her back to your basm...i mean place and show her you...

Re: Dating advice to you losers

 by mrhotdogjeans ¦  Tue Oct 17, 2017 10:12 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Dating advice to you losers ¦  Replies: 52 ¦  Views: 1061

how much did she cost? I bet she charged double when she saw all the empty corned beef cans.

Re: Russian trolls

 by mrhotdogjeans ¦  Tue Oct 17, 2017 5:19 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Russian trolls ¦  Replies: 15 ¦  Views: 403

Russian man much strong than puny western white man. Caveman is strong, city man is weak. oonga *beats chest*
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Re: Someone shit in the urinal where I work

 by mrhotdogjeans ¦  Mon Oct 16, 2017 9:11 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Someone shit in the urinal where I work ¦  Replies: 4 ¦  Views: 109

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Re: I shit in the urninal at panera bread today.

 by mrhotdogjeans ¦  Mon Oct 16, 2017 4:58 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I shit in the urninal at panera bread today. ¦  Replies: 23 ¦  Views: 327

campbell's might taste like salty rust but it's more affordable. you think I'm rich?

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