I imagine this is his real swag.
brian is about 40 so that confirms his farts are destroying the ozone layer. we need to stop dicking around and find a filter big enough to fit in his butt before the sun burns us all to a crisp!
I would be retarded because retards are always smiling and enjoying life to the fullest. Gays seem really upset and easily triggered all the time like a girl on the rag. Plus you can wear velcro shoes and shit your pants all day and no one would care. Being a retard is kick ass.
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