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Re: Marine Gets Cucked

 by edsbrian ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 4:51 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Marine Gets Cucked ¦  Replies: 23 ¦  Views: 250

almostapathetic wrote:
Sun Dec 17, 2017 4:43 pm
edsbrian wrote:
Sun Dec 17, 2017 4:40 pm

I got two sentences in before I remembered you’re boring as fuck.
You know who likes my stories? Ur mum.
Well with a personality like yours I’d think the only bitches you can snag are elderly woman or fatties.

Re: Marine Gets Cucked

 by edsbrian ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 4:40 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Marine Gets Cucked ¦  Replies: 23 ¦  Views: 250

"Thanks for defending me and my country, but i'm gonna have to fuck your slutty girlfriend while you are away and our love will go viral on the net so everyone can see it" It's a greasy action regardless, but for a guy who risks his neck to defend his country and everyone in it, it just seems so fu...

Re: Only 18 boobs away from Christmas!

 by edsbrian ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 8:22 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Only 18 boobs away from Christmas! ¦  Replies: 12 ¦  Views: 212

lemmiwinx wrote:
Sat Dec 16, 2017 1:47 pm
Tracking the wild lemmiwinx across a snowy field. He is easily identified by the distinctive penis shaped trail he leaves.

Dick Feet

Re: Ajit Pai

 by edsbrian ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 7:38 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Ajit Pai ¦  Replies: 27 ¦  Views: 408

Inb4 some lame I'm rubber, you glue comeback about me not being funny. ut you're the one being critical of the image for not factually being a "nigg er whipper 5000,"... It's called humor. No one here expects you to understand it. If anyone knows humor, it’s almostispathetic. #NextDaneCook

Re: Demeter Thread

 by edsbrian ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 7:30 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Demeter Thread ¦  Replies: 190 ¦  Views: 2919

One of my professors sent me the sweetest message today about how much he enjoyed reading my essays and that I was a great writer and a ray of sunshine in his classes. I wish I could take another class with him because I love being flattered so much. I missed something here, he killed himself becau...

Re: me parakeet might be racist

 by edsbrian ¦  Sun Dec 17, 2017 2:22 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: me parakeet might be racist ¦  Replies: 29 ¦  Views: 410

Slutina wrote:
Sat Dec 16, 2017 8:17 pm
How do people manage to reach adulthood without realizing that McDonald's food sucks?
I managed to come to the realization that you suck.

Re: Only 18 boobs away from Christmas!

 by edsbrian ¦  Sat Dec 16, 2017 12:04 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Only 18 boobs away from Christmas! ¦  Replies: 12 ¦  Views: 212

Tim_Kerr wrote:
Sat Dec 16, 2017 9:52 am
sand bags.

My threads are a no homo zone. Your kind is not welcome here. Please remove your comments and never come back.


P.S. you suck :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Demeter Thread

 by edsbrian ¦  Sat Dec 16, 2017 9:13 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Demeter Thread ¦  Replies: 190 ¦  Views: 2919

It's no surprise that California produces so many mental defectives like Demeter. It's the perfect recipe. Massive, unfettered illegal immigration resulting in White flight and suburban decay. Interestingly, Demeter is from one of these areas most affected by the aforementioned. But that's only hal...

Re: eds is black lol

 by edsbrian ¦  Sat Dec 16, 2017 9:07 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: eds is black lol ¦  Replies: 23 ¦  Views: 388

You go to Waukegan for the good shit. I bought a car on ebay years ago and went to waukegan to get it. Man, it was like little Mexico. I wouldn’t go to Waukegan for anything. one time i went to the notre dame game in southbend and woke up in a hospital in michiwaka Yeah, none of that has anything t...

Only 18 boobs away from Christmas!

 by edsbrian ¦  Sat Dec 16, 2017 9:06 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Only 18 boobs away from Christmas! ¦  Replies: 12 ¦  Views: 212

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