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Re: shit stained whitey tighteys

 by edsbrian ¦  Thu Oct 19, 2017 1:43 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: shit stained whitey tighteys ¦  Replies: 4 ¦  Views: 36

I have a feeling you're trying to bring up a certain incident you had for the 100th time...

Re: Roboduck

 by edsbrian ¦  Wed Oct 18, 2017 6:11 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Roboduck ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 122

Now that you say it, he was taking a lot of marijuanas.

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MaxHeadroom was a good account too.

Re: Roboduck

 by edsbrian ¦  Wed Oct 18, 2017 5:47 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Roboduck ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 122

He's probably just busy patrolling the pee somewhere.

Re: Me too

 by edsbrian ¦  Wed Oct 18, 2017 5:44 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Me too ¦  Replies: 30 ¦  Views: 881

I did a bump of yay last night whilst recording a guy's guitar solo for the 1000th take. A couple years ago on Thanksgiving. I recorded a fart on my girlfriends phone and put it as the ringtone for when I call her. It was her first time meeting my extended family and when my religious nut cousin st...

Re: How do I add a face?

 by edsbrian ¦  Wed Oct 18, 2017 5:35 pm ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: How do I add a face? ¦  Replies: 32 ¦  Views: 1124

Slutina wrote:
Wed Oct 18, 2017 5:27 pm
If you can't figure out how to do something that pirate figured out then then you are seriously a fucking retard.
You've been on ebaums for ten years and you still haven't figured out how to make a funny comment.

Re: How do I add a face?

 by edsbrian ¦  Wed Oct 18, 2017 6:17 am ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: How do I add a face? ¦  Replies: 32 ¦  Views: 1124

WhiskySunsets wrote:
Wed Oct 18, 2017 6:13 am
edsbrian wrote:
Wed Oct 18, 2017 6:10 am
Tell your mom that I said, "Thanks for licking the mud off my helmet last time." She's a nice lady!
She said “You are a lovely boy, always kissing me goodbye!”
I'll never forget how much fun we had at her hysterectomy party!

Re: How do I add a face?

 by edsbrian ¦  Wed Oct 18, 2017 6:10 am ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: How do I add a face? ¦  Replies: 32 ¦  Views: 1124

Tell your mom that I said, "Thanks for licking the mud off my helmet last time." She's a nice lady!

Re: How do I add a face?

 by edsbrian ¦  Wed Oct 18, 2017 5:41 am ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: How do I add a face? ¦  Replies: 32 ¦  Views: 1124

WhiskySunsets wrote:
Wed Oct 18, 2017 5:37 am
I just asked my mum and she knows but wonders why you call her “Keith” when you’re doing it.
You just admitted that I ram my penis into your mom's shit pipe and she likes it. She's such a kinky whore! :P

Re: How do I add a face?

 by edsbrian ¦  Wed Oct 18, 2017 5:34 am ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: How do I add a face? ¦  Replies: 32 ¦  Views: 1124

WhiskySunsets wrote:
Wed Oct 18, 2017 5:32 am
So only gay people know what the gay word is. I understand the situation.
Buttfuck is a gay word but your mom knows exactly what I'm talking about.

Re: How do I add a face?

 by edsbrian ¦  Wed Oct 18, 2017 5:28 am ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: How do I add a face? ¦  Replies: 32 ¦  Views: 1124

Grummed is a gay word that is only used by gay people on gay websites.

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