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"Yeah, I got a magic wand." Trump makes fun of Obama

 by JohnnyP ¦  Sun Sep 23, 2018 3:37 am ¦  Forum: News & Current Events ¦  Topic: "Yeah, I got a magic wand." Trump makes fun of Obama ¦  Replies: 0 ¦  Views: 19


Big Mike has a magic wand as well. Barrack and TimKerr took turns blowing it.

Re: Van Life

 by JohnnyP ¦  Sun Sep 23, 2018 3:01 am ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Van Life ¦  Replies: 44 ¦  Views: 989

Can't tell what your level of sarcasm is tbh. I'm just looking out for you. Well thank you. That's sweet of you. I think that me owning a gun would actually be more dangerous for me than not owning one. For one, you have no idea how badly I want to die on a regular basis. Then two, if a bad situati...

Re: I'm always dehydrated!

 by JohnnyP ¦  Sun Sep 23, 2018 2:56 am ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: I'm always dehydrated! ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 104

Cum has 1/64 of the amount of H20 needed for hydration, so if you can suck 64 dicks a day and they all have a similar volume of cum then you should be good. Funny that u mention 64 cause that's the exact number of dicks JohnnyP sucks on his way through the truckstop parking lot. :o :o :shock: That ...

PastorX and the Ladyboy

 by JohnnyP ¦  Sun Sep 23, 2018 2:53 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: PastorX and the Ladyboy ¦  Replies: 1 ¦  Views: 23

Image And TimKerr blew both of them.

Re: Dear georgemichael

 by JohnnyP ¦  Sun Sep 23, 2018 2:43 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Dear georgemichael ¦  Replies: 5 ¦  Views: 82

18C wrote:
Sun Sep 23, 2018 12:42 am
JohnnyP wrote:
Sun Sep 23, 2018 12:37 am
happysock wrote:
Sat Sep 22, 2018 5:20 pm
When you feel yourmusic career was at it’s best?

Plus do think you blew more dudes than JohnnyP around that time? :shock:
I think you blew your Dad.
You can blow me and call me dad.
No thanks. Your mother already calls me daddy.

Re: Dear georgemichael

 by JohnnyP ¦  Sun Sep 23, 2018 12:37 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Dear georgemichael ¦  Replies: 5 ¦  Views: 82

happysock wrote:
Sat Sep 22, 2018 5:20 pm
When you feel yourmusic career was at it’s best?

Plus do think you blew more dudes than JohnnyP around that time? :shock:
I think you blew your Dad.

Re: Quick hello

 by JohnnyP ¦  Sun Sep 23, 2018 12:35 am ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: Quick hello ¦  Replies: 4 ¦  Views: 45

Quit talking to yourself you fucking loser.

Re: Baker Mayfield: A true Patriot

 by JohnnyP ¦  Sat Sep 22, 2018 12:47 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Baker Mayfield: A true Patriot ¦  Replies: 31 ¦  Views: 327

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Re: Baker Mayfield: A true Patriot

 by JohnnyP ¦  Sat Sep 22, 2018 12:24 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Baker Mayfield: A true Patriot ¦  Replies: 31 ¦  Views: 327

Tim_Kerr wrote:
Sat Sep 22, 2018 11:17 am
Pee_patrol wrote:
Sat Sep 22, 2018 11:05 am
Remember when that guy on the front page said he was from Oklahoma and mog said "more like Oklahomo"?
the steers and queers state :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Then you should be moving there soon.

Re: The real killer of JFK was finally caught

 by JohnnyP ¦  Sat Sep 22, 2018 9:50 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: The real killer of JFK was finally caught ¦  Replies: 7 ¦  Views: 128

I knew it!!!!

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