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Broken promise

 by Pee_patrol ¦  Fri Oct 20, 2017 10:10 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Broken promise ¦  Replies: 4 ¦  Views: 78

I was promised by Clark that he would stop being black and gay but then he touched my butt and I'm a bit of an emotional wreck and I don't know how to process all of the feelings I am feeling at the same time and so what should I do?

Re: Dating advice to you losers

 by Pee_patrol ¦  Thu Oct 19, 2017 1:58 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Dating advice to you losers ¦  Replies: 52 ¦  Views: 1286

I posted this on my facebook. https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/22450030_1692911047405789_1574573355121291315_n.jpg?oh=b23902a63dd193006f639d4f6f39311c&oe=5A39B417 I like it because it's like I'm saying "me too" but it's really about the cows who are raped and have their babies stolen f...

Umm ooookkkkaayyyyy

 by Pee_patrol ¦  Wed Oct 18, 2017 11:47 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Umm ooookkkkaayyyyy ¦  Replies: 2 ¦  Views: 73

My partner and I would invite my friend and their significant other for dinner and our friend’s significant other would repeatedly ask to play a game of strip poker. But it wasn’t any kind of strip poker, it was a “do-it-to-the-end” game of strip poker. He put emphasis on the word poker.

Re: Ebaumsworld's Top Five Degenerates

 by Pee_patrol ¦  Wed Oct 18, 2017 9:37 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Ebaumsworld's Top Five Degenerates ¦  Replies: 13 ¦  Views: 327

PastorX wrote:
Wed Oct 18, 2017 9:20 pm
I am glad I am not on this list. The only list I am on are positive ones. God bless.
Yeah, HIV POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Re: Ebaumsworld's Top Five Degenerates

 by Pee_patrol ¦  Wed Oct 18, 2017 8:25 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Ebaumsworld's Top Five Degenerates ¦  Replies: 13 ¦  Views: 327

You forgot Brian and how fat he is and how he shits in the shower and how he farts on his daughter and how he is stupid.

Re: Roboduck

 by Pee_patrol ¦  Wed Oct 18, 2017 8:24 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Roboduck ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 158

His mom bant him from the xbone and the intertoobs.

Holy shit

 by Pee_patrol ¦  Mon Oct 16, 2017 10:51 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Holy shit ¦  Replies: 2 ¦  Views: 102

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Re: Son unfair

 by Pee_patrol ¦  Mon Oct 16, 2017 10:41 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Son unfair ¦  Replies: 47 ¦  Views: 1426

I might be able to go still because the guy who owns the hotel at the end of the block said he might pay for me to go. I need to pick out a costume nao!

Re: I shit in the urninal at panera bread today.

 by Pee_patrol ¦  Mon Oct 16, 2017 9:10 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I shit in the urninal at panera bread today. ¦  Replies: 23 ¦  Views: 405

Any idiot can piss on the floor. Be a hero and shit on the ceiling.

Re: I was quite excited when I saw this.

 by Pee_patrol ¦  Mon Oct 16, 2017 8:49 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I was quite excited when I saw this. ¦  Replies: 28 ¦  Views: 709

Nope, but I have no problem imagining you doing the human caterpillar with him. https://i.imgur.com/0HBjAEQ.jpg Why the caterpillar you might ask? Because it is infinitely (much like you) more gay than the centipede. thats a really gay image to search for to prove a point, ****** fag. lol Wonderful...

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