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Re: America sucks

 by uknowthat1chick ¦  Thu Apr 02, 2020 5:35 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: America sucks ¦  Replies: 13 ¦  Views: 257

Yeah, we should do like Australia and give the people who are already out of work more money, and give the people who are laid off because of the virus nothing.

Re: Did everyone die?

 by uknowthat1chick ¦  Mon Mar 30, 2020 10:26 am ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Did everyone die? ¦  Replies: 92 ¦  Views: 5079

I had a dream last night that I got banned from here because of this thread, and in order to challenge the ban, I had to play Mario Party against Pepper Peanut. If I won, I would get reinstated. I hate to break the news, but Pepper is no longer with us. He passed a few weeks ago. Doc said it was AI...

Re: Did everyone die?

 by uknowthat1chick ¦  Sun Mar 29, 2020 9:40 am ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Did everyone die? ¦  Replies: 92 ¦  Views: 5079

I had a dream last night that I got banned from here because of this thread, and in order to challenge the ban, I had to play Mario Party against Pepper Peanut. If I won, I would get reinstated.

Re: Did everyone die?

 by uknowthat1chick ¦  Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:49 pm ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Did everyone die? ¦  Replies: 92 ¦  Views: 5079

Yikes. My bad decisions aren't quite that.... corpulent.

My teenage kid is staying up til all hours video chatting his fellow morons. It's keeping me awake, so right now everything needs vacuuming.

Re: Did everyone die?

 by uknowthat1chick ¦  Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:17 pm ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Did everyone die? ¦  Replies: 92 ¦  Views: 5079

Between the box of wine and bag of sugar free chocolate, I have been making poor choices in this captivity. As soon as I fall asleep tonight, I am going to be farting like nothing else. I'm going to be like a Macy's Parade balloon released, flying all down the street and crashing into buildings.

Re: Did everyone die?

 by uknowthat1chick ¦  Wed Mar 25, 2020 9:03 pm ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Did everyone die? ¦  Replies: 92 ¦  Views: 5079

The state budget testing got pushed out, so the local school officials don't give a fuck about anything from here on out. That's all they were concerned with when school got canceled by the gubna. Crying, "but the state testing is in April!" :cry: "No child left behind! No child left behind! We hav...

Re: Did everyone die?

 by uknowthat1chick ¦  Wed Mar 25, 2020 6:18 pm ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Did everyone die? ¦  Replies: 92 ¦  Views: 5079

Teachers: "Not everyone can teach! We teachers are so special and talented."

Corona virus hits.

Teachers: "Here's your kid's work. You can teach your kid! Stop complaining! It's easy! Anyone can do it!"

Re: Did everyone die?

 by uknowthat1chick ¦  Wed Mar 25, 2020 12:11 pm ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Did everyone die? ¦  Replies: 92 ¦  Views: 5079

Just made a Walmart run wearing my N95 mask. Yes, I actually need to wear it. I bought it in September after having an asthma attack. I have not had asthma in 20 years, but now I have a mask and a fucking inhaler. I got me another box of wine, so if this thing takes me out, I'm going down drunk. Whi...

Re: Did everyone die?

 by uknowthat1chick ¦  Mon Mar 23, 2020 8:30 pm ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Did everyone die? ¦  Replies: 92 ¦  Views: 5079

lemmiwinx wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 6:25 pm
uknowthat1chick wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 6:16 pm
Tim_Kerr wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 8:41 pm


washupuss
My puss has never been so clean!
Do douches work for your asshole after you've run out of toilet paper? Asking for a friend.
You do know you can wash your ass, right?

Re: Did everyone die?

 by uknowthat1chick ¦  Mon Mar 23, 2020 6:16 pm ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Did everyone die? ¦  Replies: 92 ¦  Views: 5079

Tim_Kerr wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 8:41 pm
uknowthat1chick wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 8:23 pm
My house has never been so clean, and I have never been so drunk. Thanks, Covid-19! #FuckMyLiver #hashtag
washupuss
My puss has never been so clean!

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