Lol I spit out my milk doe
I have a serious question. Every time something like this happens you tin foil hats make retarded political statements. My question: yall fucking gay or what?
You could always do the usual and stand in the corner of your hotel room, play with yourself & sob while your wife gets her holes stretched out by some 25 yr old guy named Luis who's dong is as thick as a beer can. That's "the usual" for you. Jesus Christ sorry but I'm not into that cuck kink shit....
I'm naturally hairless and I'll Nair my pubes. Wonder if its worth it to workout for a month to tone up a little or don't even bother. I'm thinking of not doing shit except maybe go to the tanning place a couple of times. I'll also get my teeth bleached. Man this is getting stressful! Oh my!