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Re: What the hell's wrong with beer made with corn syrup?

 by Tom_Selleck ¦  Wed Feb 06, 2019 11:33 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: What the hell's wrong with beer made with corn syrup? ¦  Replies: 10 ¦  Views: 3423

I only drink whiskey and beat the shit out of your mother

Re: Canada Looks to Euthanize Boomer-Cucks to Pay for Immigration

 by Tom_Selleck ¦  Tue Feb 05, 2019 12:56 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Canada Looks to Euthanize Boomer-Cucks to Pay for Immigration ¦  Replies: 6 ¦  Views: 2965

Could care less about the topic

I just wanna stick my cock down that bitch's throat

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Re: Make-A-Wish Foundation Makes Pirates Wish Come True

 by Tom_Selleck ¦  Tue Feb 05, 2019 12:53 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Make-A-Wish Foundation Makes Pirates Wish Come True ¦  Replies: 20 ¦  Views: 6179

pirate wrote:
Tue Feb 05, 2019 9:01 am
...and you sluts wish you were me.
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Re: Make-A-Wish Foundation Makes Pirates Wish Come True

 by Tom_Selleck ¦  Mon Feb 04, 2019 8:09 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Make-A-Wish Foundation Makes Pirates Wish Come True ¦  Replies: 20 ¦  Views: 6179

almostapathetic wrote:
Mon Feb 04, 2019 7:30 pm
Wait a minute...I thought @pirate was black.
Nope, just retarded

Re: States Passing Laws to Abort up to 9 Months........

 by Tom_Selleck ¦  Thu Jan 31, 2019 9:41 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: States Passing Laws to Abort up to 9 Months........ ¦  Replies: 26 ¦  Views: 14095

should be able to still abort them if they live in your basement past 30 y/o Whay if you make it passed 40? :shock: Well at that point, I think you automatically become 400 pounds and you hygiene instantly becomes bad. Depression, porn and War Craft are the only things you got going on a daily basi...

Re: States Passing Laws to Abort up to 9 Months........

 by Tom_Selleck ¦  Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:54 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: States Passing Laws to Abort up to 9 Months........ ¦  Replies: 26 ¦  Views: 14095

should be able to still abort them if they live in your basement past 30 y/o

Re: She was a hooker!

 by Tom_Selleck ¦  Tue Jan 29, 2019 4:43 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: She was a hooker! ¦  Replies: 4 ¦  Views: 2384

almostapathetic wrote:
Tue Jan 29, 2019 12:22 pm
happysock wrote:
Tue Jan 29, 2019 11:46 am
What is a hooker?
Go ask your mom. :lol:
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Re: Why everyone on here?

 by Tom_Selleck ¦  Tue Jan 29, 2019 4:38 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Why everyone on here? ¦  Replies: 14 ¦  Views: 12514

I shave my junk using a Gillette razor

Re: New Fastfood Items..............

 by Tom_Selleck ¦  Tue Jan 29, 2019 4:34 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: New Fastfood Items.............. ¦  Replies: 60 ¦  Views: 20017

Demeter wrote:
Sat Jan 26, 2019 11:38 am
I'm hungry for ramen now.
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You want a good rammin?

Re: Seig Heil Mein Fuhrer

 by Tom_Selleck ¦  Fri Jan 25, 2019 7:45 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Seig Heil Mein Fuhrer ¦  Replies: 23 ¦  Views: 10744

happysock wrote:
Fri Jan 25, 2019 6:21 pm
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Would not bang, therefore not true. :)
I think we need to reconsider the possibilities. Maybe she could have such low self-esteem that she would live in your mother's basement and find your ebaums forum posting attractive

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