"when I shave my pubes with Gillette they grow back ingrown" - Tom Selleck
I know, Pirate always brags about tucking his penis
This is honestly what he wrote, didn't change a thing. He might have edited it though
Now thats the face of someone who would lick the peanut butter off your nuts and then steal your bike after
An Asian massage parlor just opened up five blocks from my house. No more driving half way across town for a hand job! Don't forget, these places have secret menus and not talking hand jobs. I fucked a few by paying a decent extra tip to them. When she starts jerking you off, ask to play with her t...