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Re: Gillete Razors

 by Tom_Selleck ¦  Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:28 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Gillete Razors ¦  Replies: 59 ¦  Views: 19491

"when I shave my pubes with Gillette they grow back ingrown" - Tom Selleck

Re: That’s right.

 by Tom_Selleck ¦  Tue Jan 15, 2019 1:47 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: That’s right. ¦  Replies: 8 ¦  Views: 2952

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Re: Breakfast of champions

 by Tom_Selleck ¦  Tue Jan 15, 2019 1:41 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Breakfast of champions ¦  Replies: 41 ¦  Views: 7454

lemmiwinx wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 11:59 am
I get those kind of texts from people like him daily. Hasn't made my ignore list yet not even close.
I know, Pirate always brags about tucking his penis

Re: Breakfast of champions

 by Tom_Selleck ¦  Tue Jan 15, 2019 11:34 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Breakfast of champions ¦  Replies: 41 ¦  Views: 7454

pirate wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 10:41 am
PIRATE WHO IS ON YOUR IGNORE LIST, MADE THIS POST:

*tucks penis between legs* HEY LOOK AT ME, I'M THE GREATEST MMA/MALE NURSE NEGRO OF ALL TIME
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This is honestly what he wrote, didn't change a thing. He might have edited it though

Re: This is why I will only have big dogs.

 by Tom_Selleck ¦  Sun Jan 13, 2019 3:51 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: This is why I will only have big dogs. ¦  Replies: 46 ¦  Views: 4802

almostapathetic wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 3:08 pm
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Now thats the face of someone who would lick the peanut butter off your nuts and then steal your bike after

Re: We must build a wall around EBWF!!!!!!

 by Tom_Selleck ¦  Fri Jan 11, 2019 6:49 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: We must build a wall around EBWF!!!!!! ¦  Replies: 17 ¦  Views: 1484

cunnalingus wrote:
Fri Jan 11, 2019 4:47 pm
*waits for AA to bold the f in front and the a and g in pager*
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Re: Good news, good new!

 by Tom_Selleck ¦  Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:12 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Good news, good new! ¦  Replies: 10 ¦  Views: 836

An Asian massage parlor just opened up five blocks from my house. No more driving half way across town for a hand job! Don't forget, these places have secret menus and not talking hand jobs. I fucked a few by paying a decent extra tip to them. When she starts jerking you off, ask to play with her t...

Re: Zoooooomzooooommmmm

 by Tom_Selleck ¦  Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:21 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Zoooooomzooooommmmm ¦  Replies: 4 ¦  Views: 602

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Re: What happened to chat?

 by Tom_Selleck ¦  Wed Jan 09, 2019 5:44 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: What happened to chat? ¦  Replies: 70 ¦  Views: 7319

bdoubled wrote:
Wed Jan 09, 2019 5:43 am
https://tinychat.com/room/ebaumsforum
bahaha @ tiny. nothing but fat fucks chatting there

Re: Feelings

 by Tom_Selleck ¦  Mon Jan 07, 2019 7:41 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Feelings ¦  Replies: 26 ¦  Views: 8241

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