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Re: Hey Old Men on the Forums aka Kumacho

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Mon Jul 16, 2018 7:45 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Hey Old Men on the Forums aka Kumacho ¦  Replies: 19 ¦  Views: 369

Obama said it best just give grandma a pain pill and some wine and she'll be fine. Who wants to live to be 100 anyway?

Re: DEET

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sat Jul 14, 2018 6:30 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: DEET ¦  Replies: 11 ¦  Views: 216

Moose piss works great but has to be from a female during or shortly after oestrus.

Re: I’m cooking

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sat Jul 14, 2018 3:00 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I’m cooking ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 180

I went to a football game in Philadelphia once and let me tell you those so-called Philly Cheesesteaks are 100% moose vagina lips with spoiled milk solids on top.

Re: I’m cooking

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sat Jul 14, 2018 2:45 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I’m cooking ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 180

Do you cook the assholes along with the rest of the deer or moose? If so what kind of sauce would you recommend?

Re: The Post Whatever You Want Thread

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sat Jul 14, 2018 1:48 pm ¦  Forum: Pictures ¦  Topic: The Post Whatever You Want Thread ¦  Replies: 1797 ¦  Views: 178715

She wanted a close up she got it.
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Re: ********* EBWF NEWS ALERT ************

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Sat Jul 14, 2018 1:10 pm ¦  Forum: News & Current Events ¦  Topic: ********* EBWF NEWS ALERT ************ ¦  Replies: 363 ¦  Views: 28828

Somebody had a bad time biting the pillow last night
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Re: My whole world has been turned upside down!

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Fri Jul 13, 2018 1:06 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: My whole world has been turned upside down! ¦  Replies: 13 ¦  Views: 229

What British show was it I must know. I loved Fawlty Towers so much.

Re: This new club has changed my life!

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Thu Jul 12, 2018 3:37 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: This new club has changed my life! ¦  Replies: 7 ¦  Views: 206

Somethings not right here I can sense it.

Re: Memory foam toilet seat

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:49 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Memory foam toilet seat ¦  Replies: 14 ¦  Views: 231

They need to make toilets with a bulge for your crotch so your dick doesn't keep touching the inside of the toilet when you take a dump. Also great if you accidentally pop a boner and need to pee. Have you ever tried to shit with a boner? Might as well shit in the bathtub. I tried one of those Big ...

They're so much more appreciative when they're fresh off the ventilator.

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