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Re: Suicide car bomber gets hit and explodes in midair

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Wed Sep 20, 2017 6:48 pm ¦  Forum: Videos ¦  Topic: Suicide car bomber gets hit and explodes in midair ¦  Replies: 14 ¦  Views: 1746

cunnalingus wrote:
Wed Sep 20, 2017 6:38 pm
Sounds like you're had a few of those In your time.
Your mother had one too and they decided to call it a baby and you were born.

Re: Origin of the Lemmwinks Saga

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Wed Sep 20, 2017 6:43 pm ¦  Forum: Videos ¦  Topic: Origin of the Lemmwinks Saga ¦  Replies: 6 ¦  Views: 898

First of all one does not get a squirrel stuck that far up one's anus simply by sitting on it. It can happen if a chair breaks and the guy is pretty fat. http://i.imgur.com/SLWfcb3.gif You probably ought a sell all your plastic patio chairs. Still the squirrel would have to be perfectly positioned ...

Re: Suicide car bomber gets hit and explodes in midair

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Wed Sep 20, 2017 6:37 pm ¦  Forum: Videos ¦  Topic: Suicide car bomber gets hit and explodes in midair ¦  Replies: 14 ¦  Views: 1746

cunnalingus wrote:
Wed Sep 20, 2017 6:00 pm
I can't wait for world of lil pewps.
Every pewp makes it's own way down to the septic tank. Perhaps one day you'll experience the true joy of a bloody diarrhea attack.

Re: Origin of the Lemmwinks Saga

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Wed Sep 20, 2017 6:21 pm ¦  Forum: Videos ¦  Topic: Origin of the Lemmwinks Saga ¦  Replies: 6 ¦  Views: 898

First of all one does not get a squirrel stuck that far up one's anus simply by sitting on it. And secondly it's not even germane to the conversation.

Re: Comments

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Wed Sep 20, 2017 6:11 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Comments ¦  Replies: 39 ¦  Views: 2790

almostapathetic wrote:
Wed Sep 20, 2017 6:00 pm
cunnalingus wrote:
Wed Sep 20, 2017 4:52 pm
Dildozer blocked me because I butthurt him too much.
At least spit on it next time.
Let's hear it for proper lubrication. You never know when you might need some.

Re: Suicide car bomber gets hit and explodes in midair

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Wed Sep 20, 2017 5:57 pm ¦  Forum: Videos ¦  Topic: Suicide car bomber gets hit and explodes in midair ¦  Replies: 14 ¦  Views: 1746

Why can't I watch that without moving my mouse like I'm in the game?

Re: Origin of the Lemmwinks Saga

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Wed Sep 20, 2017 5:50 pm ¦  Forum: Videos ¦  Topic: Origin of the Lemmwinks Saga ¦  Replies: 6 ¦  Views: 898

kocher wrote:
Wed Sep 20, 2017 5:45 pm
You sure it didn't include a couple double bacon cheeseburgers and a large chocolate malt you fat bumpkin?
I bet my BMI is half yours jewboy. People are always telling me I need to eat more.

Origin of the Lemmwinks Saga

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Wed Sep 20, 2017 5:39 pm ¦  Forum: Videos ¦  Topic: Origin of the Lemmwinks Saga ¦  Replies: 6 ¦  Views: 898

This shit is for reals.

Re: Ladies, please post in this thread.

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Wed Sep 20, 2017 5:32 pm ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Ladies, please post in this thread. ¦  Replies: 49 ¦  Views: 5367

Kumacho wrote:
Wed Sep 20, 2017 5:27 pm
lemmiwinx wrote:
Wed Sep 20, 2017 5:21 pm
Me: think Mark Wahlberg in Boogie Nights.
So you have a prosthetic penis?
You could call it that, yes.

Re: Ladies, please post in this thread.

 by lemmiwinx ¦  Wed Sep 20, 2017 5:21 pm ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Ladies, please post in this thread. ¦  Replies: 49 ¦  Views: 5367

Me: think Mark Wahlberg in Boogie Nights.

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