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Re: I urinated in the shitter today.

 by cunnalingus ¦  Tue Oct 17, 2017 12:36 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I urinated in the shitter today. ¦  Replies: 26 ¦  Views: 741

I went to mcdonalds is the new I saw a fat lady at the grocery store. Get with the times man

Re: How do I add a face?

 by cunnalingus ¦  Tue Oct 17, 2017 12:35 pm ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: How do I add a face? ¦  Replies: 36 ¦  Views: 1312

Click on the ebaums logo in the upper left, now click on your blank face in the upper right , click on edit profile, now click on browse beside your blank face.

Re: How do I add a face?

 by cunnalingus ¦  Tue Oct 17, 2017 12:14 pm ¦  Forum: General Discussion ¦  Topic: How do I add a face? ¦  Replies: 36 ¦  Views: 1312

Have you tried turning it off and on?

Re: We must unite and accept.

 by cunnalingus ¦  Tue Oct 17, 2017 11:09 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: We must unite and accept. ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 242

Special forces huh?
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Re: I was quite excited when I saw this.

 by cunnalingus ¦  Tue Oct 17, 2017 10:23 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I was quite excited when I saw this. ¦  Replies: 28 ¦  Views: 687

Hey joe this is for purely scientific research but where can one find a bar that has hot 15 year old girls? I should repeat that this is for scientific reasearch and not nefarious reasons.

Re: I shit in the urninal at panera bread today.

 by cunnalingus ¦  Tue Oct 17, 2017 7:00 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I shit in the urninal at panera bread today. ¦  Replies: 23 ¦  Views: 384

lemmiwinx wrote:
Tue Oct 17, 2017 6:51 am
Perfectly natural. Pissing in any receptacle that's capable of being emptied and washed is okay in my book. That includes the kitchen sink if you can reach it.
Do you squat over street curbs and take a shit also?

Re: I shit in the urninal at panera bread today.

 by cunnalingus ¦  Tue Oct 17, 2017 6:41 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I shit in the urninal at panera bread today. ¦  Replies: 23 ¦  Views: 384

Campbell’s soup isn’t expensive though. And what rich person shops in the can isle? Hell, what rich person doesn’t have their help do their shopping for them? A poor male nurse who gives handles to the homeless for a couple bucks to buy a 80 cent can of Campbell’s soup, that’s who.

Re: I don’t know if you guys are going to be home tomorrow

 by cunnalingus ¦  Tue Oct 17, 2017 6:38 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I don’t know if you guys are going to be home tomorrow ¦  Replies: 25 ¦  Views: 750

Aren’t you now using the NO U as you put it with other people? Tim is confirmed mad when he responds with the same three laughing emojis which is why I say that. I’m simply using the suggested words on my phone that appear above the keyboard to write nonsense shit.

Re: I was quite excited when I saw this.

 by cunnalingus ¦  Mon Oct 16, 2017 7:30 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I was quite excited when I saw this. ¦  Replies: 28 ¦  Views: 687

almostapathetic wrote:
Mon Oct 16, 2017 7:14 pm
I like to draw pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers books.
Well that's kinda immature. I think this isn't lil pewp worthy nor is it fit for fat Brian

Re: I was quite excited when I saw this.

 by cunnalingus ¦  Mon Oct 16, 2017 7:09 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I was quite excited when I saw this. ¦  Replies: 28 ¦  Views: 687

Books??? Those are those paper things with pictures of naked ladies in them at gas stations right?

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