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I just wish the government would tell us if aliens actually exist. I mean for fucks sake, do they really expect us to believe with the vastness of the universe that were the only life forms around. I think there is life somewhere else in this universe... but I doubt any aliens have been to earth.

@PastorX in chink countries do they have the opposite of astro glide? like some kind of traction material?

Ok so earlier today she said she was off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' s...

I can just imagine what your old lady tells the other broads after church. “My :clown: is obsessed with cocks, that’s all he does on the internet is search for cocks. Our dearly computer is filled with cock pics, if I try to delete one Johnny says he’s trying to troll some fags and not delete any”. ...

lemmiwinx wrote: ↑

Wed Jul 11, 2018 6:42 am

Tim_Kerr wrote: ↑

Tue Jul 10, 2018 7:38 pm

That's why I don't use Uber or Lyft anymore. They don't vet their drivers enough.

Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
by the time they hit fourth grade
they got the discovery channel don't they

almostapathetic wrote: ↑

Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:19 am

Slutina wrote: ↑

Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:16 am

I saw a fat lady at the grocery store.

You know they deliver groceries now?