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Re: Fuck You!!!

 by Kumacho ¦  Wed Jun 20, 2018 1:45 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Fuck You!!! ¦  Replies: 13 ¦  Views: 242

How much did you charge? Comparing rates? OMG, maybe JohnnyP does blow dudes. :o Jeez, you think you know a guy... No. You are confusing me with Tim Kerr. I'm all about the pussay. Even the ones with grey pubes. That takes commitment. https://i.imgur.com/eUd1WI4.jpg Don't fap to my mom sicko.

Re: Kumacho's Wife at Taco Bell

 by Kumacho ¦  Wed Jun 20, 2018 1:35 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Kumacho's Wife at Taco Bell ¦  Replies: 26 ¦  Views: 452

“No rhythm” is girl code for not having a clue about how to fuck. I have an 11 inch cock, but you don’t hear me bragging about it...I let the ladies do that. (And they never complain about rhythm) Real talk, 🕷 We all know two things: One: You aren't black - no brother would be as fucked in the head...

Re: Time to come clean

 by Kumacho ¦  Wed Jun 20, 2018 1:27 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Time to come clean ¦  Replies: 30 ¦  Views: 469

Anal cleanliness is more important than many admit. I would never expect a woman to toss my salad without proper hygiene.

I'm afraid bidets are just not up to the task. I prefer honda:
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Re: Kumacho's Wife at Taco Bell

 by Kumacho ¦  Wed Jun 20, 2018 1:23 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Kumacho's Wife at Taco Bell ¦  Replies: 26 ¦  Views: 452

joecaca wrote:
Wed Jun 20, 2018 5:54 am
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
My second wife (the black one) loved to remind me that I had no rhythm and suffered from caucasian's disease - noassatall.

She never complained about dick size though.

Re: Movie Pitch

 by Kumacho ¦  Wed Jun 20, 2018 1:22 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Movie Pitch ¦  Replies: 19 ¦  Views: 352

They should make a movie about a movie industry so out if touch with the public they believe a majority of the country shares their political beliefs. When in reality they dont and people get so angry they travel to the city where the movie industry is HQed and kill everyone. I'd watch the fuck out...

Re: PastorX vs Cumacho Post Fight Review

 by Kumacho ¦  Wed Jun 20, 2018 12:11 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: PastorX vs Cumacho Post Fight Review ¦  Replies: 10 ¦  Views: 336

Last statement on the matter: My two favorite women, my wife and granddaughter. https://i.imgur.com/NfjYe7r.jpg Your girlfriend: https://i.imgur.com/THL2io5.jpg Your granddaughter: https://i.imgur.com/pYW2a73.jpg On what planet is jerking off in anyway better than a person? I'm guessing that even fo...

Re: Pron

 by Kumacho ¦  Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:50 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Pron ¦  Replies: 2 ¦  Views: 61

joecaca wrote:
Wed Jun 20, 2018 9:22 am
No I’m not talking about prom since most of you idiots never graduated. I’m talking porn. Are you getting bored of porn or still enjoy it? Do you find you need specific pron now to splooge?
No, I am like you now. I have become selective in my pron. Only gay dwarf pron will do.

Re: High level trolling

 by Kumacho ¦  Tue Jun 19, 2018 4:49 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: High level trolling ¦  Replies: 19 ¦  Views: 377

Canadians smell like, maple syrup and molson.

Re: Bored, bored, bored, bored and totally fucking bored.

 by Kumacho ¦  Tue Jun 19, 2018 1:36 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Bored, bored, bored, bored and totally fucking bored. ¦  Replies: 18 ¦  Views: 391

As you all may or may not know. We just moved. I am awake at 4am looking for something to entertain my mind while I wait for the cannabis to let me drift back to sleep. So I came here to kill some time. I got so bored reading nothing but politicuck, Trump and nationalistic fucking posts that I got ...

Re: Hitler had the right idea.

 by Kumacho ¦  Tue Jun 19, 2018 11:16 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Hitler had the right idea. ¦  Replies: 20 ¦  Views: 390

Me I mostly hate Brussel sprouts. Fucking nasty ass crap. I try to eat healthy but that shit is just too much for me. Caca 💩 Take the sprout and cut it in half. Lay the halves in a layer on the bottom of a vegetable steamer and place a very small dab of butter on each one. Then place a very small p...

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