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Re: Shit

 by Kumacho ¦  Sun Jan 28, 2018 6:41 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Shit ¦  Replies: 64 ¦  Views: 1175

When's the last time you fags took a shit without your phone? I'm always on my phone while shitting. I'm shitting right now. There was something special about taking a shit back in the day. Kinda like meditation. Just living in the moment. Anyways just felt like reminiscing a little bit. πŸ’© Caca Sin...

If you are ever in Toronto.

 by Kumacho ¦  Sun Jan 28, 2018 6:37 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: If you are ever in Toronto. ¦  Replies: 45 ¦  Views: 1021

You should try to find the time and stop at the Poop Cafe. What a fun theme... You sit on commodes (I don't think grumming would be tollerated): https://i.imgur.com/G4l5W5d.jpg https://i.imgur.com/3kFzGMq.jpg The deserts are great! They have literally hundreds of flavors of shaved ice. You drink out...

Re: Hitler Was Hung Like a Horse

 by Kumacho ¦  Thu Jan 25, 2018 2:01 pm ¦  Forum: Pictures ¦  Topic: What are they making in this shithole factory? ¦  Replies: 15 ¦  Views: 818

Vegan4Life wrote: ↑
Thu Jan 25, 2018 8:15 am
That homemade 17.7mm is cute.

But this 20mm is AWESOME.

Re: People are just stupid.

 by Kumacho ¦  Wed Jan 24, 2018 3:48 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: People are just stupid. ¦  Replies: 21 ¦  Views: 626

mrhotdogjeans wrote: ↑
Wed Jan 24, 2018 2:52 pm
did you ever see the movie idiocracy? that's where dildozer get's his name from.
Have you seen his blog?

Re: People are just stupid.

 by Kumacho ¦  Wed Jan 24, 2018 2:27 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: People are just stupid. ¦  Replies: 21 ¦  Views: 626

almostapathetic wrote: ↑
Wed Jan 24, 2018 11:39 am
Kumacho wrote: ↑
Wed Jan 24, 2018 10:20 am

And does that registration expiration sticker say 2014?
Freaking perfect! I just looked at it again on my phone and you are correct. His tags expired over 3 years ago.

People are just stupid.

 by Kumacho ¦  Wed Jan 24, 2018 10:20 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: People are just stupid. ¦  Replies: 21 ¦  Views: 626

There is no other explanation for how people (as a group) can justify having convoluted beliefs that are often contradictory. As a couple "for instance": Democucks don't believe in the death penalty because you might kill an innocent. But late term abortion is okay. In contrast Republicucks believe ...

Re: Will you gays take Demeter back?

 by Kumacho ¦  Mon Jan 22, 2018 2:18 pm ¦  Forum: Everything & Nothing ¦  Topic: Will you gays take Demeter back? ¦  Replies: 214 ¦  Views: 6451

<r><QUOTE author="Demeter" post_id="99830" time="1516564837" user_id="1767"><s>[quote=Demeter post_id=99830 time=1516564837 user_id=1767]</s> Oh lord. I never started on Shap or Loves. Shap is almost undoubtedly jealous because me and her ex-boyfriend flirted a bit and he showed me her nudes and she...

Re: Male nurse charged with 99 murders

 by Kumacho ¦  Mon Jan 22, 2018 2:13 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Male nurse charged with 99 murders ¦  Replies: 11 ¦  Views: 380

I'm sure his neighbors all said the normal lines. Couldn't imagine him doing this. He was just a normal person. Nobody would have suspected him of being capable...

FUCK THAT! Anyone who saw him should think, "There's a mutherfuckin' serial killer!"

Re: buttcoins

 by Kumacho ¦  Fri Jan 19, 2018 1:49 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: buttcoins ¦  Replies: 22 ¦  Views: 757

i bought a few buttcoins and theyre shit Are those the ones shaped like a coin but are really feces wrapped in gold foil to look like a coin? I think you’re thinking of those nasty oil based chocolate coins at dollar stores that cheap people hand out at Halloween. Well, they do taste like shit...

No Pirate and stop asking.

 by Kumacho ¦  Fri Jan 19, 2018 1:28 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: No Pirate and stop asking. ¦  Replies: 2 ¦  Views: 129

Just because I work at a boatyard doesn't mean I'll arrange a haul and block with a hull pressure wash if you blow me. So quit PM'ing me and asking, the answer will not change.

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