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Re: Can you guess...?

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sat Jul 14, 2018 6:05 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Can you guess...? ¦  Replies: 90 ¦  Views: 1089

Pirates hotpoint stove is far superior to that thing you call a stove. Lol

Re: Can you guess...?

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sat Jul 14, 2018 5:06 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Can you guess...? ¦  Replies: 90 ¦  Views: 1089

You posed it on the forum, why would I save it? If I wanted a picture of something you wouldn’t even feed a dog, a quick google search would be just as good.

Re: Can you guess...?

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sat Jul 14, 2018 4:25 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Can you guess...? ¦  Replies: 90 ¦  Views: 1089

Pirates not good at lying. He told us in this thread that it’s in her apartment, yet in other pictures of his recipe it’s the same oven and countertop.

Re: Can you guess...?

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sat Jul 14, 2018 3:52 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Can you guess...? ¦  Replies: 90 ¦  Views: 1089

doonrothmani wrote:
Sat Jul 14, 2018 3:51 pm
Any woman of quality is going to see that stove and decide it's a no go. She may not leave right away, but in her mind she will already be gone.
She imagines herself in other places when pirate is touching her with his greasy sausage fingers.

Re: Can you guess...?

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sat Jul 14, 2018 3:38 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Can you guess...? ¦  Replies: 90 ¦  Views: 1089

pirate wrote:
Sat Jul 14, 2018 3:11 pm
That young woman read your comment and is crying now. Not cool. Why are you trying to cockblock me, bro?
She’s crying because you catfished her and now she’s locked in your rape room screaming you said you were anderson Silva.

Re: I’m cooking

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sat Jul 14, 2018 2:48 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I’m cooking ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 177

lemmiwinx wrote:
Sat Jul 14, 2018 2:45 pm
Do you cook the assholes along with the rest of the deer or moose? If so what kind of sauce would you recommend?
Pfffft. Everyone knows you put the moose and deer lips and assholes with all the unwanted cuts of meat and make hotdogs out of it.

I’m cooking

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sat Jul 14, 2018 2:37 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I’m cooking ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 177

Spaghetti using a 50/50 mixture of ground deer and moose for dinner . I started the sauce around lunch time and It’s going to simmer all day. My house smells awesome right now! It’s no gourmet corned beef, jarred garlic and onions served on a bed of rice but it will do.

Re: The Post Whatever You Want Thread

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sat Jul 14, 2018 2:09 pm ¦  Forum: Pictures ¦  Topic: The Post Whatever You Want Thread ¦  Replies: 1788 ¦  Views: 178440

lemmiwinx wrote:
Sat Jul 14, 2018 1:48 pm
She wanted a close up she got it.
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How long ago did she manage to find a lens to zoom in on your miniature penis?

Re: The Post Whatever You Want Thread

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sat Jul 14, 2018 12:27 pm ¦  Forum: Pictures ¦  Topic: The Post Whatever You Want Thread ¦  Replies: 1788 ¦  Views: 178440

Image
Lol

Re: Cheap piss water beer

 by cunnalingus ¦  Sat Jul 14, 2018 11:44 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Cheap piss water beer ¦  Replies: 37 ¦  Views: 606

Guys I’m an American Patriot!
*drinks canadian beers*. Lol

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