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Re: I have a confession to make.

 by mrhotdogjeans ¦  Tue Nov 14, 2017 6:41 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I have a confession to make. ¦  Replies: 10 ¦  Views: 291

*on my head

Re: Duke graduates.

 by mrhotdogjeans ¦  Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:38 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Duke graduates. ¦  Replies: 41 ¦  Views: 556

I always wanted a dog but when I was a kid I was playing football in my friends back yard and I slipped on his dog's shit and sprained my ankle. I haven't been so dog loving since. cute dog's tho

Re: Have you ever paid a hooker to pee on you?

 by mrhotdogjeans ¦  Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:36 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Have you ever paid a hooker to pee on you? ¦  Replies: 17 ¦  Views: 246

what if it's your own pee?

yes, we need more 3rd world shit heads to come to the west and "enrich" us all with their cultural beliefs. it isn't enough of a melting pot of shit as it is should be, eh?

bad dreams

 by mrhotdogjeans ¦  Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:04 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: bad dreams ¦  Replies: 4 ¦  Views: 84

Ok so I heard a noise coming from my parents bedroom and when I opened the door I saw my dad getting butt fucked by his secret clone he was growing in the basement. I was in shock so I started running away and they both started chasing me. They caught me and started to jam pine cones up my ass and t...

Re: I almost Died (Not Click Bait)

 by mrhotdogjeans ¦  Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:05 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I almost Died (Not Click Bait) ¦  Replies: 1 ¦  Views: 131

needs more rubble nipples.

Re: Message to all my internet pals.

 by mrhotdogjeans ¦  Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:47 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Message to all my internet pals. ¦  Replies: 7 ¦  Views: 268

AngryGeriatric wrote:
Mon Nov 13, 2017 10:02 pm
PastorX wrote:
Mon Nov 13, 2017 8:14 pm
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Hey baby, how about you and me go dislocate some hips?
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Re: Message to all my internet pals.

 by mrhotdogjeans ¦  Mon Nov 13, 2017 8:18 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Message to all my internet pals. ¦  Replies: 7 ¦  Views: 268

you gotta do the hand thing first.
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Message to all my internet pals.

 by mrhotdogjeans ¦  Mon Nov 13, 2017 8:09 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Message to all my internet pals. ¦  Replies: 7 ¦  Views: 268

Re: I bought a cheap dildo on Craigslist

 by mrhotdogjeans ¦  Sun Nov 12, 2017 8:46 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I bought a cheap dildo on Craigslist ¦  Replies: 6 ¦  Views: 211

hopefully it's dishwasher safe.

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