*on my head
I always wanted a dog but when I was a kid I was playing football in my friends back yard and I slipped on his dog's shit and sprained my ankle. I haven't been so dog loving since. cute dog's tho
yes, we need more 3rd world shit heads to come to the west and "enrich" us all with their cultural beliefs. it isn't enough of a melting pot of shit as it is should be, eh?
Ok so I heard a noise coming from my parents bedroom and when I opened the door I saw my dad getting butt fucked by his secret clone he was growing in the basement. I was in shock so I started running away and they both started chasing me. They caught me and started to jam pine cones up my ass and t...