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Re: I'm black, gay, and my dad beats me.

 by mrhotdogjeans ¦  Sat Jul 15, 2017 8:48 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Shit threads ¦  Replies: 348 ¦  Views: 11021

fine go kiss his ass. I faked all those orgasms anyway.

Re: i just cooked 2 marinated steaks to blue

 by mrhotdogjeans ¦  Sat Jul 15, 2017 8:47 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: i just cooked 2 marinated steaks to blue ¦  Replies: 26 ¦  Views: 932

you have to boil it in semen first. that's how mog does it

Re: i just cooked 2 marinated steaks to blue

 by mrhotdogjeans ¦  Sat Jul 15, 2017 8:32 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: i just cooked 2 marinated steaks to blue ¦  Replies: 26 ¦  Views: 932

don't forget to wipe your butt with a dick after you eat them.

Re: Random Thoughts Thread

 by mrhotdogjeans ¦  Sat Jul 15, 2017 8:31 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Random Thoughts Thread ¦  Replies: 1862 ¦  Views: 94321

I wanna squat over that mustache so bad its making my nipples hard.

I'm black, gay, and my dad beats me.

 by mrhotdogjeans ¦  Sat Jul 15, 2017 8:29 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Shit threads ¦  Replies: 348 ¦  Views: 11021

justin bieber is cool but Jesus died for my sins. I don't see justin dying for anyone's sins.

Should I get a haircut?

 by mrhotdogjeans ¦  Sat Jul 15, 2017 12:04 am ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: \ ¦  Replies: 85 ¦  Views: 2529

Having a mullet is great for keeping bird shit off your neck but I can't seem to get a job unless I get rid of it. what should I do?

Re: Dear Slutina

 by mrhotdogjeans ¦  Fri Jul 14, 2017 11:28 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Dear Slutina ¦  Replies: 17 ¦  Views: 718

Well it helps to suck on them first to get them all warmed and lubed up before I put them in my butt. It helps cut down on the friction.

Re: Manly Shit

 by mrhotdogjeans ¦  Fri Jul 14, 2017 11:23 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Manly Shit ¦  Replies: 56 ¦  Views: 2741

Demeter wrote:
Fri Jul 14, 2017 11:21 pm
mrhotdogjeans wrote:
Fri Jul 14, 2017 11:21 pm
Demeter wrote:
Fri Jul 14, 2017 11:17 pm


You look just like I imagined you.
are you gonna stalk him and peek through his window?
Look at all these windows. It's hypnotizing
Nah I've seen enough lol.

Re: Manly Shit

 by mrhotdogjeans ¦  Fri Jul 14, 2017 11:21 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Manly Shit ¦  Replies: 56 ¦  Views: 2741

Demeter wrote:
Fri Jul 14, 2017 11:17 pm
almostapathetic wrote:
Fri Jul 14, 2017 8:49 pm
Demeter wrote:
Fri Jul 14, 2017 8:28 pm
Is that you?
Uhm, yeah, that's why I posted it.
You look just like I imagined you.
are you gonna stalk him and peek through his window?

Re: Dear Slutina

 by mrhotdogjeans ¦  Fri Jul 14, 2017 11:20 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Dear Slutina ¦  Replies: 17 ¦  Views: 718

It helps to not eat food for a couple days so you don't get poop on your weenies.

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