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I guess

 by Pee_patrol ¦  Mon Oct 30, 2017 8:51 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I guess ¦  Replies: 0 ¦  Views: 79

that's the price you pay to be some big shot like I am
Out stretched hands and one night stands
Still I can't find love
And when the walls are tumbling down
I will always be around
Yeah

Joined a gym

 by Pee_patrol ¦  Mon Oct 30, 2017 8:49 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Joined a gym ¦  Replies: 20 ¦  Views: 357

Almost got the courage to enter the weight training section of the gym today and ended up stealing a gym bag from outside of the unisex locker room doe.

Whoa dudes

 by Pee_patrol ¦  Mon Oct 30, 2017 8:35 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Whoa dudes ¦  Replies: 0 ¦  Views: 72

This guy is srsly trying to challenge Brian

Image

Re: Just remembered

 by Pee_patrol ¦  Sun Oct 29, 2017 11:23 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Just remembered ¦  Replies: 10 ¦  Views: 246

mrhotdogjeans wrote:
Sun Oct 29, 2017 10:07 pm
I heard that if you say tim kerr three times in the mirror he shows up behind you and rapes you.
Tim_Kerr is gayer than gay.

Re: I'm not gay.

 by Pee_patrol ¦  Sun Oct 29, 2017 10:04 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: I'm not gay. ¦  Replies: 9 ¦  Views: 161

Je t'adore, Ich liebe Dich!

Re: 10 grand, take it or leave it

 by Pee_patrol ¦  Sun Oct 29, 2017 9:57 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: 10 grand, take it or leave it ¦  Replies: 21 ¦  Views: 416

PastorX wrote:
Sun Oct 29, 2017 9:56 pm
I was offered $30,000 to fuck some dudes wife. They wanted my DNA.
They could get your DNA from the toilet seat at the local chinese buffet.

Re: 10 grand, take it or leave it

 by Pee_patrol ¦  Sun Oct 29, 2017 9:54 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: 10 grand, take it or leave it ¦  Replies: 21 ¦  Views: 416

#metoo #lolfag

Just remembered

 by Pee_patrol ¦  Sun Oct 29, 2017 9:49 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Just remembered ¦  Replies: 10 ¦  Views: 246

So back in 7th grade there was this tall goofy kid named Ray that had these big buck teeth and everyone used to make fun of him at all times. We were in the computer club together and they made us take a picture for the yearbook that was being released that year and Ray had this big goofy grin in th...

Re: Demeter

 by Pee_patrol ¦  Fri Oct 27, 2017 9:40 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: Demeter ¦  Replies: 13 ¦  Views: 266

Demeter wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2017 9:08 pm
I'm hiding a big fat cock. xoxo
Yeah...in your MOUTH!!!!

Re: EBW servers...

 by Pee_patrol ¦  Fri Oct 27, 2017 9:38 pm ¦  Forum: The Swamp ¦  Topic: EBW servers... ¦  Replies: 5 ¦  Views: 132

I was at this free gay chat. Queers were flying all over the place.

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